250 mill?
First call would be to a high priced shark attorney to get my 13 year old. Offer the mom up to 5 mill cash for her. If no rake her over the coals and get the 13 year old thru court.
Then I buy a quite lot (about 1 acre) in a quite subdivision full of kids somewhere. I have a home designed and built to suit my wife. Get a nice truck, SUV, sedan and muscle car. A couple 4 wheelers. Retire
I'd buy my in-laws and all my brothers and sisters a nice home. Owned out right in their name. Then give them 1$ million in the bank. Then tell them that if they cannot make it with that they are not ever going to make it and I will no longer provide financial help of any kind.
then spend my days making my kids breakfast before school and having fun with my wife. Nothing fancy. No private jets, limos, 30k watches...