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I wonder if this will be third time a week we’re so pathetic that the opposing coach just decides he doesn’t need to do his job at some point in the game...


If we can just somehow keep the loss below 30 points, it will be a moral victory.



Quin Snyder looks like a coked William Dafoe in Spider-Man


I have a theory that Book was offended because Donovan dropped 40 on him. That's why he rushed his return because this is our last game against Utah


They get every single call and we get none


Not sure Booker should be playin. Ingles just shook him into next week, and then Booker left him all alone for 3.


Jingles going to work lol


I'll never accept people getting blown by Jingles.


I always thought gobert was pronounced like robert


How can Len have such bad hands. It's like he plays with concrete gloves


It's funny how conservative the Jazz dancers outfits are. Living in Utah must be a **** bummer.


The jazz are a tough team


They lost their gunner in Hood and now depend too much on rookie Mitchell and unemployed drunk Jingles


I swear to god Joe Ingles looks like my unemployed uncle.


We could have drafted Gobert instead of Len. Just let that sink in for a minute.


Ingles always moves slowly. But somehow he is a good defender


Why the **** are we leaving ingles wide the **** open


**** Jae Crowder


Man they are letting the Jazz push and grab under the basket on every possession. Now they are calling us for barely touching them down there.


Booker n this kid O'neale is having quite the duel


We just got friccin' Jingled :(


damnit Ingles


So we need a starting and backup center, backup power forward, backup point guard, back up shooting guard this summer. Simple


Mitchell covers a lot of ground in a hurry. Supreme athleticism.


Mitchell makes some really good passe. His assist numbers aren’t great but some of these passes are Lebronesque


Jazz hustling to the ball for the rebound as the Suns players stand around with their hands on their dick.


Ingles is one of the best role players in the league

Quinn Snyder looks crazy! great coach tho lol

that rebound from mitchell was space jam like

Crowder has like 10 pts now in the 4th quarter alone.


ridiculous how crowder is killing them


I picked up Crowder in fantasy right after he got traded to Utah, I knew he would revert back to Boston form under Snyder




Mitchell is a goddamn stud. The way he turned his body to shoot that, I have a man crush!

That wasn’t a moving screen by Gobert, that was a dancing screen


Some of those Mormon dancers are looking fine.


Jazz dancers are always funny to watch. Their moves and music are either Taylor swift or from the 50s. It's like they are legally not allowed to move their hips


We're playing the best 3PT shooter in the NBA and they're leaving him wide open smfh


Bookers hot, Jazz should just forfeit


Imagine if we had a serviceable big man to catch all of these amazing passes under the rim by Elfrid


it's like nobody watched the scouting report, they keep trying to go at Gobert straight up...you're going to lose that fight 9/10. the paint is his domain...draw him out of it before attempting to drive in


These refs are drunk

· It's Utah so that's not likely lol. All their beer / liquor is half strength compared to normal


Gobert sets fantastic screens


I wonder if they know that it's still an illegal screen if gobert leans his whole body while planting his feet. That's like 9 times that we have just been pushed out of the way with no call at all


i swear we couldn’t get a rebound if every opposing teams player was isaiah thomas. ****.


****ing gobert with the illegal screens


if the jazz could not go on 14-5 runs that’d be great


O’neal shouldn’t have 12 pts at the half


The two best feelings in the world are being alone on Valentine's Day and the Phoenix Suns disappointing me again


i don’t understand how the nba expects teams to defend when one team uses moving screens all the time.


Yo are Gobert's screens legal? He extends those arms through the defenders chest. Genuine question if someone knows for sure?


Utah getting away with a lot of physicality


I really want to ****ing punch these refs in the face


I swear every Ingles drive looks like a travel it's driving me insane


I swear every Ingles drive looks like a travel it's driving me insane


Book asking ingles who the **** is that guy (O’Neal I think)


Two plays in a row Crowder got huge gives from the refs and he's bitching about a body shove?


lmao what is that moving screen what are you a shield


Gobert keeps extending those arms lmao


Refs just let gobert get away with setting a moving screen for 3 seconds straight


I can't really fault our effort tonight


When they pan through the crowd it's like where's Waldo trying to find any non white people


With their top pick this draft I want the Suns to take whoever can get away with moving and grabbing on screens as much as Rudy Gobert does


gobert gotta be the leader in moving screens damn


have we gotten one offensive rebound?


Getting out rebounded 37 to 52


Wouldn't trust Alex Len to hold a baby, that's for sure.


I don't know how you're supposed to defend the Jazz. Gobert sticks his arms out whenever he sets a screen, and then he moves and grabs as soon as contact is made, almost every time. He's already huge, but when he's allowed to do that, he has the effective size of three people. Almost all of the Jazz offense is based on defenses scrambling to work around Gobert's illegal screens.


**** rudy gobert. he doesn’t get called for ****.


ALEX you dont have to be on Gobert at the 3point line god damn it.


Quinn Snyder looks like a villian in a Marvel movie

· Green goblin looking *** dude


refs killed this game for us. **** them


Entertaining game, wish we had gobert, id like ingles if he were on our team.
I want Len off our team.
I don't mind ulis as 3rd string point guard.
I think JJ will be a starter next year.
We need to nail our 2018 draft.
We need to make smart signings in free agency.


That Mitchell kid too good


**** Mitchell and *** hat gobert


Did booker **** some ref's wife or something, why do the refs consistently **** us




Payton's triple double first for Suns player this season.


Whatever the result, Suns have to be encouraged. They look like a real NBA team.


Oh, Dagger 3 by Mitchell.


Suns going to lose 7th straight and for 12th time in 13 games but something to build on heading into All-Star break


10 is a whole hell of a lot better than 40



This is a loss where we can go, “ok don’t worry we lost, we are young and learning” because we still looked good out there for the most part. Doing it after 40+ point losses? Nope.


I have no complaints. Nobody gave up in the game. Would've liked to see either Bender, Chriss, or Warren play well, but I'll settle for losing by 10.


Seriously, just blew it on both ends of the floor in the 4th tonight


Bad: Our frontcourt of Bender, Chriss, and Len combined for 16 points and were a complete sieve on the other end

· That has to be because of golbert. I mean, warren had a bad game and his bread and butter is driving to the rim. Golbert is just tall and lanky

· I'm not saying golbert is defensive player of the year, I just think he makes people hesitent about driving to the rim or shooting over him


Donovan mitchell is a hell of a talent.


Yea, cant deny that kid is really good


That was one of the most intense game I've seen in a while. I'm gonna get McDonalds ****'s whack man.


Len got bullied by Gobert and Favors while Chriss stands outside of paint watching. This happened so many times. JESUS CHRISS
 
Suns going to lose 7th straight and for 12th time in 13 games but something to build on heading into All-Star break
 
Another great win by the Jazz! It's funny how Suns fans were saying that Len was far superior than Rudy a few years back and now here we are, Suns fans drooling, hatin' and wanting Rudy on the Suns. It makes me wonder if it'll be the same when it comes to Mitchell later on too. lol
 
Suns fans whining about the refs annoys me because the refs were doing their absolute best to hand this game to Phx. Donovan Mitchell got hacked on almost every drive to the rim tonight. No call EVERY time. Donovan pump fakes on a 3, Elfrid Payton bites and jumps into Donovan on the 3, no call. Donovan had ZERO free throws all night. That play where Donovan made that amazing turn around 3 at the buzzer should have never even happened because the ball was kicked and the shot clock should have been reset to 14 seconds. Refs couldn't even get it right on the replay. Hell PHX took more free throws in the game than we did, and we were the home team. I don't want to hear it Suns fans.
 
So we need a starting and backup center, backup power forward, backup point guard, back up shooting guard this summer. Simple

This reminds me of a quote from The Good Place about the Jaguars. “All we need is a defense and an offense and some rule changes!”
 
Suns really had poor rebounding last night, offensive rebound after rebound we got last night
 
I wish the jazz tv crew would put together a segment of Jazz players and coaches reading some of these statements about Joe Ingles and Coach Snyder.

Like the comedian who has guests read hate mail or angry tweets.

If Joe and Snyder were on okay with it, it could be comedic gold.
 
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