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Rate Bolerjack

Scale 1 to 10, 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest, rate Bolerjack.

  • 1

    Votes: 2 3.0%

  • 2

    Votes: 1 1.5%

  • 3

    Votes: 4 6.1%

  • 4

    Votes: 6 9.1%

  • 5

    Votes: 6 9.1%

  • 6

    Votes: 6 9.1%

  • 7

    Votes: 18 27.3%

  • 8

    Votes: 15 22.7%

  • 9

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • 10

    Votes: 5 7.6%
  • Total voters
    66
fishonjazz said:
I didnt think of the live tv thing. Definite obstacle. As for lazy, i think you can just use an app on your phone and a bluetooth speaker if you want better sound quality.
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There are a multitude of causes for lag. And then there's all the times when I have to watch it after-the-fact. Boler is a bigger obstacle to get around than you realize. A lot bigger, it seems, since you didn't even imagine lag at all.
 
ONE LOVE said:
LOL .. the real season can't come soon enough .. look at what we're discussing now with an official poll no less.
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This is critical **** ************.
 
Ok listen. Boler is objectively a 3. A 1 would be a literal steaming wet pile of dog **** sitting there on the chair, basically saying nothing, just stinking like, well, ****. A 2 would be that same pile of **** with some notes, maybe a pencil and a scorecard, some glasses maybe, I don't know. And a 3 is Boler. That's it. Objective fact. It would only be slightly worse with a somewhat prepared literal pile of warm dog **** calling the game.

/thread
 
Rubashov said:
Ventriloquists dummy animated by Matt Harpring's hand would have been a more suitable euphemism.
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He looks like the human version of the standard ventriloquist dummy... nice work.
 
guis, I think we should end this thread for fishonjazz's sake. Too many tears. And all the points have been made.
 
This thread is proof we need regular season basketball back like right now.
 
Is he top 5 for you because you're a homer that likes that Boler strokes your Jazzed boner? Or are you looking at this with a little more objectivity?

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I gave Boler a 7 because I like his voice and his cheesy catch lines are enjoyable.

His lack of knowledge of basketball, the occasional miscalled action, and him not knowing if a shot is a 3 don't bother me at all. If he was a radio announcer and I relied on him for me to form the picture, then yeah, that would be an issue. It's television so I really don't need Boler to tell me **** other than to buckle up.

Whenever i get in my car, I hear Boler in my head telling me to buckle up.
 
Boler is good times and anyone who disses him is a hateful loser. Plus he has to deal with that Harpring dork which should raise his avg by at least a point.











Just kidding Harpring, I love you too.
 
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