Reverse Pet Peeves

[franklin]

I have a neighbor who snow blows the entire neighborhood, every driveway that's empty, and both sides of the sidewalk to the school. Sometimes plenty of the neighboring cul-de-sac too. The guy is so diligent that it's enabling lazy asses like me to not shovel. I almost want to buy him a 4 wheeler fitted with a snow plow.

 

[Rubashov]

I love it when random strangers respond to my odd attempts at conversation in elevators and the like. Some of my favorite conversations occur in those tiny bits of connection.

What if their opening line is "Do you smell popcorn?"

 

[Rubashov]

Speaking of farts, I enjoy leaving the wife a time bomb under the covers. I usually try to get in bed before her just for this purpose.

I love dropping one in a lift before i get out, knowing full well that somebody is walking into the ride from hell.

 

[Harambe]

I love it when random strangers respond to my odd attempts at conversation in elevators and the like. Some of my favorite conversations occur in those tiny bits of connection.

So, I'm that guy that comes in bright and happy in the morning with a great big "GOOD MORNING" at 0700.

I think that counts as the same thing.

 

[Miggs]

Speaking of farts, I enjoy leaving the wife a time bomb under the covers. I usually try to get in bed before her just for this purpose.

You ever trap her under the covers and then do it? The Dutch Oven is always a winner.

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

I like it when a bullfighter gets gored. I always root for the bull to kick the crap out of those guys.

 

[bigb]

You ever trap her under the covers and then do it? The Dutch Oven is always a winner.

I prefer the covered wagon.

 

[LogGrad98]

I prefer the covered wagon.

Is that anything like a cleveland steamer?





Ok now we are getting weird.

 

[LogGrad98]

I LOVE a really good crisp apple, preferably a pink lady or a good old gala. Also ripe red cherries are fantastic. Since I have been working on losing weight and fixing my lifestyle in that way I have been eating a ton of fruit and these stand out as among the best, imo. Although for me the cherries contribute greatly to the fart posts of earlier, so that is a double-win!



Speaking of farts, one of the best times to rip a ripe one is in a closed car full of people on the freeway in California in a heavy rain storm. No opening the windows to escape. Man those can really linger.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I LOVE a really good crisp apple, preferably a pink lady or a good old gala. Also ripe red cherries are fantastic. Since I have been working on losing weight and fixing my lifestyle in that way I have been eating a ton of fruit and these stand out as among the best, imo. Although for me the cherries contribute greatly to the fart posts of earlier, so that is a double-win!



Speaking of farts, one of the best times to rip a ripe one is in a closed car full of people on the freeway in California in a heavy rain storm. No opening the windows to escape. Man those can really linger.

**** that. Cars can get wet.

 

[♪alt13]

I LOVE a really good crisp apple, preferably a pink lady or a good old gala. Also ripe red cherries are fantastic. Since I have been working on losing weight and fixing my lifestyle in that way I have been eating a ton of fruit and these stand out as among the best, imo. Although for me the cherries contribute greatly to the fart posts of earlier, so that is a double-win!



Speaking of farts, one of the best times to rip a ripe one is in a closed car full of people on the freeway in California in a heavy rain storm. No opening the windows to escape. Man those can really linger.

I lock the windows before I fart. Then I act all oblivious like I didn't know the windows were locked.

 

[Rubashov]

Is that anything like a cleveland steamer?





Ok now we are getting weird.

Too far, before we know you'll be going on about your glass coffee table collection.