Reverse Pet Peeves

[bigb]

I LOVE a really good crisp apple, preferably a pink lady or a good old gala. Also ripe red cherries are fantastic. Since I have been working on losing weight and fixing my lifestyle in that way I have been eating a ton of fruit and these stand out as among the best, imo. Although for me the cherries contribute greatly to the fart posts of earlier, so that is a double-win!



Speaking of farts, one of the best times to rip a ripe one is in a closed car full of people on the freeway in California in a heavy rain storm. No opening the windows to escape. Man those can really linger.

I do like a crisp, cold apple. But I think for me, what takes the cake is a perfectly ripe cantaloupe that's been in a fridge and is chilled.

 

[bigb]

Is that anything like a cleveland steamer?





Ok now we are getting weird.

Don't know a Cleveland steamer is. A covered wagon is when you fart under the covers and pull them up over your partner's face, letting them take all the glory in.

 

[JazzMan4Life]

I had a problem with my internet earlier today.

I tried the basics of turning it all off-and-on again, but that didn't work, I tried flushing my DNS cache and nothing, so finally I took a look at my equipment and saw my modem lights were blinking erratically.

I looked through my box of junk and found a power supply that worked for the modem and everything was back to normal.

That feeling when your internet connection is restored is pure bliss.

 

[Miggs]

Don't know a Cleveland steamer is. A covered wagon is when you fart under the covers and pull them up over your partner's face, letting them take all the glory in.

Yep, same thing as the Dutch Oven I mentioned.

 

[bigb]

I took the opportunity to sleep out under the stars in the mountains over the weekend. I should do that more.

 

[Rubashov]

I took the opportunity to sleep out under the stars in the mountains over the weekend. I should do that more.

wife change the locks?

 

[LogGrad98]

Waking up and realizing you have another half hour to sleep. Oh yeah.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Waking up and realizing you have another half hour to sleep. Oh yeah.

I love that, or when you wake up feeling well rested and full of energy. Those mornings are getting rare.

 

[RandyForRubio]

I love that, or when you wake up feeling well rested and full of energy. Those mornings are getting rare.

You must not have kids.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Waking up and realizing you have another half hour to sleep. Oh yeah.

Thats the worst. I like waking up at the exact right time.

 

[Gameface]

Thats the worst. I like waking up at the exact right time.

I almost always wake up 3-4 min before my alarm goes off.

 

[Miggs]

When I'm awakened in the middle of the night by MsSerp (something).

Oh wait, that's never happened. Ever.