Reverse Pet Peeves

[JazzMan4Life]

Naturally waking up a couple of minutes before the alarm goes off.

 

[colton]

Anonymous donations to help those in need

 

[colton]

People who hold doors for others

 

[Hekate]

Cancelled plans.

 

[Rubashov]

Ahhh news item i heard on the radio on the way home, bloke fell off a horse and was dragged by the stirrups he was taken to hospital by paramedics and was in a stable condition. I laughed immodestly.

 

[colton]

Ahhh news item i heard on the radio on the way home, bloke fell off a horse and was dragged by the stirrups he was taken to hospital by paramedics and was in a stable condition. I laughed immodestly.

Something's very wrong with you. My wife's uncle fell off a horse and had it roll over on him, and has been crippled for life.

 

[colton]

Cancelled plans.

Instant free time!

 

[Ron Mexico]

Something's very wrong with you. My wife's uncle fell off a horse and had it roll over on him, and has been crippled for life.

I assumed he was laughing at the stable condition pun. I could be wrong though.

 

[colton]

I assumed he was laughing at the stable condition pun. I could be wrong though.

Aha, I missed that!

 

[Rubashov]

Something's very wrong with you. My wife's uncle fell off a horse and had it roll over on him, and has been crippled for life.

There are many things that are wrong with me but in this case it was the pun that enjoyed not so much the story of the bloke getting hurt....

 

[colton]

There are many things that are wrong with me but in this case it was the pun that enjoyed not so much the story of the bloke getting hurt....

Yes, sorry for jumping to the attack.

 

[Rubashov]

Yes, sorry for jumping to the attack.

I like Clive James's description of the British Foreign Minister Boris Johnson tho "A man who looks like he's been rolled over by a horse then seduced by it." For some reason the phrase and image has stuck in my mind.