You son of a ******* child!! How could you cheat on me like that, I thought we had that connection. Both converts later in life, although growing up my looks and quiet respectful nature had people believing I was and thus that I was a Y fan. You on the other hand abrasive and and crude with long curly hair not fitting the prototypical stereotype and none the less a Y fan.
And yet we both share in one common truth, our absolute DISDAIN for each others team and that common bond has us more a like then different (as I suspect is true for a lot of fans on each side more in common then one cares to admit) which that solidarity just pisses me off more and makes me want to shove a boot up your ***, twist it sideways, flip it so the crap builds up inside the boot but the rubber boot tread keeps it from vacating your **** and you become a ticking **** bomb that one day explodes and ironically pooping on your own teams paraphernalia and giving me much much joy.