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Simmons: Kanter one of the worst defensive players of all time

It was bit of a babble to me so I decoded for the ones who feel lazy for it:

The guy on the phone: "... And Kanter can't guard anybody!"
Bill: "He is one of the worst defensive players of all time."
 
So this "of all time" phrase is a bit of a punch in the groin. I know he acts and speaks pretty lame in his shows, but for someone league renown (I think he is league renown, isn't he?) to use "of all time" phrase, I think it says something. I think it says many things.

I don't care for Kanter as much as I used to, maybe we kiss and make up in the times ahead, I don't know, but this kind of adjective called upon you is something very serious son!
 
In fairness bill Simmons has exaggerated every sentence he has ever made*



*this is an exaggeration
 
He also thinks Isiah Thomas is Isiah Thomas.

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Simmons is the best.


But stop making ****ing threads about ****ing Kanter. Jesus ****ing Christ.

Well you clicked on it, read it and replied to it so clearly you are still interested in Kanter threads. If you dont want more of them dont click on them and reply to them.
 
Well you clicked on it, read it and replied to it so clearly you are still interested in Kanter threads. If you dont want more of them dont click on them and reply to them.

Flawless logic. Or you know, i'm just coming in here to spread the message that we reallllly just need to let the Kanter thing go.

:^O

Thanks for helping me see the light. I suppose it's not a great use of the forum to create a thread with just a link to the perspective of Bill Simmons.

Because you've never done anything lik..... uh oh...

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?30272-Bill-Simmons-da-Gawd

Oh.

Holy ****, what an epic fail bro. You missed me saying that Simmons is awesome? This is a thread about Kanter not Simmons dumbass. My thread was an article, yours was 'Simmons said thing....ABOUT KANTER!!!' You thinking you 'got' me with this post because one time I made a thread about a Simmons article is hilarious.
 
Flawless logic. Or you know, i'm just coming in here to spread the message that we reallllly just need to let the Kanter thing go.

:^O



Holy ****, what an epic fail bro. You missed me saying that Simmons is awesome? This is a thread about Kanter not Simmons dumbass. My thread was an article, yours was 'Simmons said thing....ABOUT KANTER!!!' You thinking you 'got' me with this post because one time I made a thread about a Simmons article is hilarious.

I'll have Joe Ingles come over with a new diaper for you when he's done with Dante.
 
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