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TroutBum

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It was one of their season ticket reps trying to sell me better seats or something -- I cut him off and said that he was blowing hot air, and I wouldn't cheer for the Jazz again if they sign Brewer. He laughed and said he'd be sure to tell KOC.

You're all welcome.
 


Siro

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It was one of their season ticket reps trying to sell me better seats or something -- I cut him off and said that he was blowing hot air, and I wouldn't cheer for the Jazz again if they sign Brewer. He laughed and said he'd be sure to tell KOC.

You're all welcome.

How radical!
 

TroutBum

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You should have seen me in action, it was intense.

BTW, McKell, I got your invite -- is she going to get her glass eye replaced before the wedding?
 

Archie Moses

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You should have seen me in action, it was intense.

BTW, McKell, I got your invite -- is she going to get her glass eye replaced before the wedding?

No, dude, I find her glass eye to be beyond sexy. She can't move it down, but she can look at me both up and down..... at the same time....
 

The-Joker

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You're really making your season ticket decision based on the 5th man in our starting lineup? You are beyond stupid.

That'd be like a Yankee fan passing up his tickets because he doesn't like Jorge Posada.
Like a Saints fan not renewing because their kicker can barely get their extra point over the bar.
Like a Heat fan not getting tickets because....... (I'll finish this joke when the heat have 5 players)
 


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