1. Troy Burks will have a breakout season
2. Gordan Haywood will be an all star this season
3. Eric Favor will be our 2nd best offense player this season
4. Trej Miles will look worse than rookie C.J. Miles this year
5. Donta Exon will end up as the next Raul Lopez
6. Rudi Gorbet will look worse than JaVale McGee when teams finally find out how to play him
Every Utah Jazz player has had exactly ten fingers and one penis. Coincidence or evidence of alien intervention?
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