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Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.

I think there are varying degrees of quality when it comes to kitchen utensils and if you're rather frugal on this kind of stuff, meaning, you don't want to waste money on more than one utensil over the years, I'd stick with OXO brand. I think I've had the same can opener for more than 5 years
 
I think there are varying degrees of quality when it comes to kitchen utensils and if you're rather frugal on this kind of stuff, meaning, you don't want to waste money on more than one utensil over the years, I'd stick with OXO brand. I think I've had the same can opener for more than 5 years

I've had our OXO can opener for much longer than that... probably at least 10 years and maybe 12-13. :-)
 
I've had our OXO can opener for much longer than that... probably at least 10 years and maybe 12-13. :-)

They make great stuff. I think, I am not sure, but I think I saw some video on their R&D company and it sold me. I always try to buy OXO whenever possible.
 
Guilty of #'s 2, 3, 4.

Can openers. I know they weren't designed for the Incredible Hulk, so I should probably stop using them, but I've tried the gamut - expensive ones, cheap ones, electric ones, old school ones. They all break....seemingly weekly I'm at store buying a new one.

Quit being a bitch and use your teeth like a man.
 
To all of you bitches crying about being passed on the right: think about WHY you're being passed on the right. It's because you're in the WRONG G'DAMN LANE, moron.

EJ Wells' ability to play on his phone nonstop, watch the Jazz game, and pay 100% attention to the conversation all at the same time. ****in aliens.

I'm the Swiss Army Knife of multitasking. What you didn't see was I also was working on a cure for cancer, washing my car, and banging two Asain twins -- all while watching the game, listening to you drunk retards try and talk stats, and watching CroCop beat the piss out of Gonzaga.

Hosting a poker game and being the first one out.

Highlight of the night, tbh.
 
Lane changing assholes and people who follow right on my tail while they act like I'm slowing them down from getting home. Go **** yourself dickhead.

Slow tedious drivers with little understanding of the flow of traffic. Get out of the way of the humans trying to achieve something !!!
 
Slow tedious drivers with little understanding of the flow of traffic. Get out of the way of the humans trying to achieve something !!!

Thank you.

If someone passes you on the right, move the **** over. If you look in your rear view mirror and there is a line of fifteen cars riding you ***, move the **** over. If you're on a two lane road and you are neck and neck with the person on your right, look in your mirror, see my previous sentence, and move the **** over.

It's slow assholes like you that cause wrecks.
 
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