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Stupid Pet Peeves

TroutBum said:
It's been a while, so let me get a few things off my chest:

1) Small dicked wankers who drive gigantic, lifted diesel trucks. Not semi-trucks, but just normal trucks. You're loud, you're obnoxious, and you're covered in earrings, tats, you have a confederate flag sticker on the back of one window, and a "Don't Tread On Me" snake on the other. This just tells me you can't afford to buy anything that would actually require hauling, so therefore, the only reason you have such a huge, stupid *** truck, is because your package is lacking in size and girth.

1.1) The same *** crack mentioned in 1) above, except he has spent a good deal of time, money, and thought into making his truck spew out enormous amounts of thick, black, gag-inducing smoke from a sweet custom chrome tailpipe or, if he's got an extremely small weenus (i.e., Asian), from customized pipes that are vertical in the back of his truck bed. Seriously *******?

2) Living in Salt Lake City.

3) Living in St. George for two years and never having so much as a sniffle, but within 24 hours of being in SLC, I get the most horrific sore throat and cough I've had in years. SLC air can chew the Levi fibers caught in my ball hairs.

4) Old Navy

5) The NBA, NFL, and MLB

6) The Utes. Man, they suck.
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Though I don't agree with every point, this is good posting.
 
toilet seat lids that are left down


it always sort of creeps me out to lift the lid because you don't know what you'll find and I'm afraid it's hiding something nasty
 
People filling up their fountain drinks with absolutely no awareness that someone is waiting behind them, and they sip and fill for 5 minutes while blocking everyone else out. Step to the side at least while you sip damnit.
 
Cappy_Smurf said:
People filling up their fountain drinks with absolutely no awareness that someone is waiting behind them, and they sip and fill for 5 minutes while blocking everyone else out. Step to the side at least while you sip damnit.
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Son of a bitch, I wrote this exact same thing. It tis the werst.
 
I hate wet skin. Especially wet hands and wet jeans and a wet back.

Not a pet peeve really, not a phobia. I just hate it.
 
Mods giving neg rep for a post that wasn't even directed to them because they assume to know how you interact with certain posters(on and off JFz.) whadduya do?
 
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