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Stupid Pet Peeves

People who don't say thank you after holding a door for them. I'm not even kidding when I say if there is a hell, these mother ****ers need to go straight to it. It's a microcosm of everything that's wrong with our society.

This!!!
 
I know this will offend some .. but I HATE when bicyclists ride on the road when there's a damn 6' wide path only 3 feet away. Every damn car has to slow down and wait for no oncoming cars to swerve to the inside to avoid hitting their spandex-clad asses.
 
I know this will offend some .. but I HATE when bicyclists ride on the road when there's a damn 6' wide path only 3 feet away. Every damn car has to slow down and wait for no oncoming cars to swerve to the inside to avoid hitting their spandex-clad asses.

Suck our dicks. Sidewalks usually suck for biking as they have people and tons of cracks.
 
Suck our dicks. Sidewalks usually suck for biking as they have people and tons of cracks.

Oh .. and fwiw, I was not referring to a sidewalk .. here in St. George they are bike paths (2 lanes, line down the middle, about 6/7' wide) .. and in much better shape than the roads.
 
Oh .. and fwiw, I was not referring to a sidewalk .. here in St. George they are bike paths (2 lanes, line down the middle, about 6/7' wide) .. and in much better shape than the roads.

Well then my bad.
 
People who litter. Many a time I've seen people throw some sort of trash from their car and many a time I've wanted to follow them and ****ing lose it on them. Just because your life's a ****hole doesn't mean you need to make the entire planet one and ruin that too. ****ing losers. All of them.
 
A dog is still just a dog. Keep it in your yard and there won't be any issues.

No doubt, there are a lot of people who think this way, but I agree with fishonjazz. A lot of people value their dog's life just as much as you value your child's. I think people should keep their kids out of the street, but that doesn't mean they are fair game if they do happen to wonder into the street, and that's basically how some people think of other people's dogs on their property. And since the law doesn't properly deal with these people, that's why God invented nighttime drive-bys, so they can get a little dose of their own medicine.
 
9-11 operators who bitch you out after your cell phone signal bounces off the wrong tower & your call gets answered by the wrong district. I called 9-11 you dumb bitch, not (801) 9-11, not (435) 9-11, just 9-1-1. And no, I don't want to be transfered after you bitch me out. Just send the damn police to the wreck behind me you ornery bitch, then get laid or ride a rollercoaster.
 
9-11 operators who bitch you out after your cell phone signal bounces off the wrong tower & your call gets answered by the wrong district. I called 9-11 you dumb bitch, not (801) 9-11, not (435) 9-11, just 9-1-1. And no, I don't want to be transfered after you bitch me out. Just send the damn police to the wreck behind me you ornery bitch, then get laid or ride a rollercoaster.

9-11?
 
I hate it when someone holds the door open for me and im still 10 feet away from the door. I feel like i have to hurry now so they dont have to stand there holding the door, and then i have to say thank you even though i never wanted the door held open for me in the first place.
 
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