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Dogs that look like small horses.


And that Dog, Monkey, Baby commercial that was on last night. What the hell was THAT???
 
Piggybacking the Robotic Rubio thing.....rehearsed prayers at church. We had a good six minute closing prayer last Sunday with all the perfect churchy words sprinkled in.....problem was....she kept forgetting what she had practiced and would stop mid-sentence and repeat paragraphs and stuff. It was really awkward. The average prayer in sacrament meeting is probably like 30 seconds....maybe 45......a minute....I don't know....but fairly short. She could've nailed a minute of memorized prayer probably and nobody would have noticed, but her pretentiousness made it obvious she had been practicing all week.

#showingofftoGod
 
I know I've said this one before, but if you're turning right onto a multi-lane road and there is a green left-turn arrow feeding left-turners onto the road you're turning right onto MAKE THE DAMN TURN! It's the ****ing law! You have 10000000000% the right away to turn into the right lane. You have 0% the right to hold up people behind you because you lack driving confidence.

Turns at intersections happen at around 10-15mph. If someone turning left wanted to break the law and go into a non-corresponding lane they will have more than enough time to see that you are turning into YOUR lane and that they will need to turn into their lane. No one will die in horrible fender bender.

I take my turn 100% of the time and no one has ever decided to just go ahead and run into me even though they wanted to break the law and swing wide.

Bunch of scared, no-confidence, no-skill drivers out there who sit and watch left turners when they should be making their turn.

And if you are a left turner who swings wide, you're an *** and you're breaking the law.
 
Piggybacking the Robotic Rubio thing.....rehearsed prayers at church. We had a good six minute closing prayer last Sunday with all the perfect churchy words sprinkled in.....problem was....she kept forgetting what she had practiced and would stop mid-sentence and repeat paragraphs and stuff. It was really awkward. The average prayer in sacrament meeting is probably like 30 seconds....maybe 45......a minute....I don't know....but fairly short. She could've nailed a minute of memorized prayer probably and nobody would have noticed, but her pretentiousness made it obvious she had been practicing all week.
I remember having a go to prayer back in the day
 
I know I've said this one before, but if you're turning right onto a multi-lane road and there is a green left-turn arrow feeding left-turners onto the road you're turning right onto MAKE THE DAMN TURN! It's the ****ing law! You have 10000000000% the right away to turn into the right lane. You have 0% the right to hold up people behind you because you lack driving confidence.

Turns at intersections happen at around 10-15mph. If someone turning left wanted to break the law and go into a non-corresponding lane they will have more than enough time to see that you are turning into YOUR lane and that they will need to turn into their lane. No one will die in horrible fender bender.

I take my turn 100% of the time and no one has ever decided to just go ahead and run into me even though they wanted to break the law and swing wide.

Bunch of scared, no-confidence, no-skill drivers out there who sit and watch left turners when they should be making their turn.

And if you are a left turner who swings wide, you're an *** and you're breaking the law.

When we have green left arrows out here in NJ, oncoming traffic has a red light. They can't make a right-hand turn at said red light without stopping first and doing their thing.
 
When we have green left arrows out here in NJ, oncoming traffic has a red light. They can't make a right-hand turn at said red light without stopping first and doing their thing.
Yeah, you have to stop, but then you can turn.

In Utah the law is that everyone must turn into their corresponding lane. The left turners can't pick whatever lane they want, they have to turn onto the left lane.
 
It's not illegal in Utah to change lanes in the intersection despite what many think.

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I know I've said this one before, but if you're turning right onto a multi-lane road and there is a green left-turn arrow feeding left-turners onto the road you're turning right onto MAKE THE DAMN TURN! It's the ****ing law! You have 10000000000% the right away to turn into the right lane. You have 0% the right to hold up people behind you because you lack driving confidence.

Turns at intersections happen at around 10-15mph. If someone turning left wanted to break the law and go into a non-corresponding lane they will have more than enough time to see that you are turning into YOUR lane and that they will need to turn into their lane. No one will die in horrible fender bender.

I take my turn 100% of the time and no one has ever decided to just go ahead and run into me even though they wanted to break the law and swing wide.

Bunch of scared, no-confidence, no-skill drivers out there who sit and watch left turners when they should be making their turn.

And if you are a left turner who swings wide, you're an *** and you're breaking the law.

I have confidence in myself, but I KNOW that people always swing wide on their left turns. I'd rather give up the right of way than be involved in an accident, even if I wouldn't be at fault.
 
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