Stupid Pet Peeves

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Having in-laws over. Mine are horrible.

--FIL is a complete rude *** to MIL. Always degrading her. I cannot say enough about what a horrible person he is, but hey, he's dedicated to church work and thinks he's going to heaven but there is a warm spot in hell for him instead.

--Most the men take up more than one spot of prime real estate so nobody else can sit.

--Several of them play on their devices the entire time outside of eating. Why even come over in the first place you mooches?

--I have to constantly yell at their children for running and screaming in the common room. The parents do nothing to curb this.

--They eat and leave a complete mess. Their children don't clean up after themselves and the parents don't bother even taking care of their plates.

--Several of the children are fit throwers and cry for an hour or more that they cannot play on my XBox (because they fight and cry the entire time).

--They overstay their welcome. After getting to my wit's end, I state very loudly and several times that it's time for my children to get in to bed. None of them leave and I have to usher them out after at minimum an hour of trying to be polite and hold my temper.

--Nobody except my mother in law and one sister in law helps clean up afterward.


Needless to say, they've now been banned from my house.

Lol the end bit cleans that **** up for sure. I guess I am lucky to have the awesome people I have as my wife's family. Well everybody got their own sort of antics but who am I to judge, right?

 

[bigb]

I just got an email from my 7th graders Honors English teacher. Multiple spelling and grammatical errors.
She teaches HONORS ENGLISH. My daughter is screwed.

 

[RJF]

Trolling Utes fans. So basically all on JFC, sans like two.

 

[NAOS]

Trolling Utes fans. So basically all on JFC, sans like two.

you're such a sad, self-hating zoob

 

[NAOS]

I just got an email from my 7th grader's Honors English teacher. Multiple spelling and grammatical errors.
She teaches HONORS ENGLISH. My daughter is screwed.

fixed

 

[bigb]

fixed

I think you meant "Fixed."

But I don't teach Honors English, so I'm not quite so critical of my own grammatical errors. Something in my profession is a different story.

 

[NAOS]

I think you meant "Fixed."

But I don't teach Honors English, so I'm not quite so critical of my own grammatical errors. Something in my profession is a different story.

So, I guess your daughter won't be getting much help at home, then? Are you one of those guys who expects the State to do a lot of your bidding?

 

[bigb]

So, I guess your daughter won't be getting much help at home, then? Are you one of those guys who expects the State to do a lot of your bidding?

You seem to know me so well. Except you're completely wrong. But I know you'll never admit that. You'll keep telling yourself a different story.

 

[franklin]

Trolling Utes fans. So basically all on JFC, sans like two.

Here's a special one just for you:


What do gingers and Ute fans have in common?

They're shameless, soulless, angry all the time, have no class, and chuck random objects at people like apes in the zoo do.

 

[NAOS]

You seem to know me so well. Except you're completely wrong. But I know you'll never admit that. You'll keep telling yourself a different story.

I'm only going off of what you tell me directly.

 

[Dr. Jones]

We have white noise machines in our bedrooms. Kids and ours. Freaking awesome and not bad price wise.

White noise machine?? lol

We just call it screamers.

 

[bigb]

I'm only going off of what you tell me directly.

Thanks for proving my point.