Stupid Pet Peeves

[Dr. Jones]

I've transcended alter egos ..

<-------------- altar ego

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

People who always laugh at their own jokes.

 

[Dr. Jones]

People who always laugh at their own jokes. hahahahhahaha, lmao

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[freakazoid]

It'll be awesome when I'm in First and Second place in overall rep. Boo ya.

I think you mean 3rd and 4th.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I think you mean 3rd and 4th.

Boom!

 

[nightmare3983]

Dress shirts that aren't solid white but have solid white collars. I think they're ugly.

 

[Marty McFly]

#1 all time is people who don't use the passing lane for passing. The other day I was passing some cars in the left lane and came up behind some dude going 60. After about 5 minutes of trying not to tail him too hard, he got over, let me pass, and got right back in the left lane going 60. Holy ****.

 

[Dr. Jones]

#1 all time is people who don't use the passing lane for passing. The other day I was passing some cars in the left lane and came up behind some dude going 60. After about 5 minutes of trying not to tail him too hard, he got over, let me pass, and got right back in the left lane going 60. Holy ****.

1up. People who don't use turning lanes. ****!!!
This is the reason I know better than carrying a handgun.

 

[franklin]

I had to get my AC repaired a few years ago. The guy was in my back yard working and the neighbors deck looked right down on him. I thought it was just their annoying dog barking at him but when I looked I saw somewhat to my horror that the neighbors 3yo son was standing next to the dog and both of them, the kid and the dog, were starring straight at the repair guy and barking. Not for a few seconds, several minutes. Eventually they got worn out and retreated trough the dog door, both of them.

You were horrified? Imagine how the kid's parents fealt when he started licking his own ***.

 

[Dr. Jones]

You were horrified? Imagine how the kid's parents fealt when he started licking his own ***.

If he could do that, he'd never left the crib.

 

[franklin]

If he could do that, he'd never left the crib.

Strangely, this reminds me of my uterus days when I'd try to sneak out at night to get some solid food.

 

[UGLI baby]

When someone has an HDTV but no HD feed. WHHHYYYY?!?!?!