Stupid Pet Peeves

[RandyForRubio]

When I finally got home and cleaned up 3 hours later, it looked way worse than it was. Lots of blood without a lot of damage.

Sounds like the first time you had sex.

 

[bigb]

Sounds like the first time you had sex.

That it lasted three hours?

 

[Gameface]

Stupid **** on facebook like "if you remember riding a bike without a helmet and turning out okay like this"

This is how Trump becomes President.

 

[moevillini]

Stupid **** on facebook like "if you remember riding a bike without a helmet and turning out okay like this"

This is how Trump becomes President.

Even better when they add a comment something like "I dare you to post this as your status for one day."

 

[colton]

We have universal health care here, its not too cold, its the heart of winter got down to about 5 degrees last night.

You're talking Celsius right? You need to clarify that for us Yanks, otherwise some will think it's quite cold.

 

[Rubashov]

You're talking Celsius right? You need to clarify that for us Yanks, otherwise some will think it's quite cold.

Yeah man, not Fahrenheit or Kelvin. Been a pretty mild winter actually, summer will probably be a scorcher.

 

[bigb]

Wifey and I went furniture shopping last night. Ugh. A couple of pet peeves hit hard.
-RC Willey. That place is worse than a used car lot. You can't even park without a salesman jumping at you.
-People who walk through a door and immediately stop, blocking all access to those coming or going. Ironically, my wife is horrible at this.
-When it's been a while since I last drove in an area and they've since reworked all the streets/intersections and now nothing is the same.

 

[Miggs]

Wifey and I went furniture shopping last night. Ugh. A couple of pet peeves hit hard.
-RC Willey. That place is worse than a used car lot. You can't even park without a salesman jumping at you.
-People who walk through a door and immediately stop, blocking all access to those coming or going. Ironically, my wife is horrible at this.
-When it's been a while since I last drove in an area and they've since reworked all the streets/intersections and now nothing is the same.

Get two sectionals for that clan!

 

[colton]

People who call their wife, "wifey". ;-)

 

[colton]

-People who walk through a door and immediately stop, blocking all access to those coming or going. Ironically, my wife is horrible at this.
-When it's been a while since I last drove in an area and they've since reworked all the streets/intersections and now nothing is the same.

I hate these two as well.

 

[colton]

Probably already mentioned, but in case not: people who talk to you while you're using a urinal in a public restroom. Talking about people you know, of course; I don't think I've ever had a stranger do this, thank goodness.

 

[Rubashov]

Probably already mentioned, but in case not: people who talk to you while you're using a urinal in a public restroom. Talking about people you know, of course; I don't think I've ever had a stranger do this, thank goodness.

I like the outrage at a stranger talking to you at a urinal. In my many years of working in nightclubs i've seen some very odd things in toilets, best thing I ever saw was one guy spewing into a urinal must have gone on for a good couple of minutes until another guy walked in and fell into the urinal, onto the vomit, while the other guy continued to vomit on him. Only way it could have got better is if he had a golden shower. The dude covered in vomit got up and bolted for the door, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.