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Saying sunshine doesn't require a dramatic hand gesture. Nor does rain. That and there's a great big adult world out there that you're obviously trying to avoid by being around stupid kids all day.

p.s. I'm in a really foul mood right now and feel like being mean. Probably an indication that it's past my nappy time.

Please tell me you're menstruating. Because you're typically more intelligent than this.
 
Seriously UGLI? You're a kindergarten teacher? Heaven help us all.

Huh? Please dont give me the speil that I am "wasting" my considerable talents by "just" being a kindergarten teacher. Heard it a million times already.
 
Huh? Please dont give me the speil that I am "wasting" my considerable talents by "just" being a kindergarten teacher. Heard it a million times already.

No, I'm thanking my lucky stars that I don't live by you so you can't teach my kindergarten aged kids.
 
No, I'm thanking my lucky stars that I don't live by you so you can't teach my kindergarten aged kids.

Fair enough. I'm the first to admit that I'm not your typical kindergarten teacher. I expect a lot out of my kids, and their parents as well. A ton of teachers treat kindergarten as a glorified preschool. I consider myself as more of a "molder of young minds" than a teacher, however. I like to think that most of my students could skip 1st and go right on to 2nd grade when I'm done with them (some have).
 
Do you teach your K class to be Ute fans? Do you have a year-end pizza and keg party?

I usually invite one or two students a year (along with their parents) to come tailgaiting with me. We have root beer kegs and teach them how to do keg stands safely. This way by the time their 14 and ready for the real stuff, they know how to handle it and they can be an example to their peers. It's great fun and I recommend anyone with 6 or more children get their kids into a similar program as early as possible.
 
I usually invite one or two students a year (along with their parents) to come tailgaiting with me. We have root beer kegs and teach them how to do keg stands safely. This way by the time their 14 and ready for the real stuff, they know how to handle it and they can be an example to their peers. It's great fun and I recommend anyone with 6 or more children get their kids into a similar program as early as possible.

Their 14 what, teach?
 
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