Stupid Pet Peeves

[Miggs]

Someone once put my wife's credit card right on the magnetized section of the checkout instead of handing it back to her. Needless to say she had to go get a new card.

Genius!

 

[Archie Moses]

A. Keep your politics out of this thread you worthless piece of ****.
B. Eat a dick

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Did Trout hack Fish's account?

 

[Archie Moses]

Bicycle riders.

Those ****ers get a whole bicycle lane or have plenty of room on the side of the road but they still want to drive on the line or as close to the road as possible.

They wanna be a car, but don't follow any traffic laws.

 

[Rubashov]

A. Keep your politics out of this thread you worthless piece of ****.
B. Eat a dick

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Get some!!!

So bored and hungover at at work, thinking about throwing myself down the stairs and claiming workers comp...

 

[Miggs]

The kids coming into our bedroom at 6:15-6:30am most days sometimes even at like 5:45am to wake us up, like wtf.

 

[Gameface]

Auto correct is a huge pet peeve of mine.

And here is how my phone wanted to type that...

Auto correct if a huge per peeves if line

Especially when it chooses some bizarre obscure word instead of the statistically more likely word. Like it will for some reason choose pyres instead of piece. It did it right there. Don't think I've ever typed pyres on purpose until just now. Irritating as hell.

And it is supposed to get better over time, AI amirite? But it just keeps getting worse. I've changed keyboards several times. They each start out not too bad and just get worse and worse. I miss my blackberry keyboard.

Mine loves to correct "yeah" to "yippy"

 

[bigb]

The kids coming into our bedroom at 6:15-6:30am most days sometimes even at like 5:45am to wake us up, like wtf.

Holy **** yes. And keeping them up later doesn’t help. Then they are just grumpy little ***** after getting up at the same time.


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[Miggs]

Holy **** yes. And keeping them up later doesn’t help. Then they are just grumpy little ***** after getting up at the same time.


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Yep. **** them.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Morons driving tiny little cars who can’t just pull into a generous sized car park first time. Who have to back in and out 5 tines even when they have a metre clearance both times. And take 2 mins to do it

 

[Rubashov]

Morons driving tiny little cars who can’t just pull into a generous sized car park first time. Who have to back in and out 5 tines even when they have a metre clearance both times. And take 2 mins to do it

Bet your missus has similar thoughts about your sex life.

I remember watching some bird in Essendon mount the curb 21 times, (it took us a while to start counting) in her soccer mum mobile.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Bet your missus has similar thoughts about your sex life.

I remember watching some bird in Essendon mount the curb 21 times, (it took us a while to start counting) in her soccer mum mobile.

I don’t need to back in and out 5 mins or take 2 min I’m much more time efficient

 

[Rubashov]

I don’t need to back in and out 5 mins or take 2 min I’m much more time efficient

pfft amateur I can get in, out, pants up and smash a cigarette, all in under 2 minutes