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Stupid Pet Peeves

moevillini said:
Ok so now it’s time for an actual pet peeve. Or maybe just a bit of quirky behavior.

And bigb as an electrician might get a charge out of it (ha ha)

So when we travel, my husband brings a little plug-in nite-lite that he plugs in to an outlet in (or near) the bathroom. Now we’re at a cottage in Michigan and he plugs it into the only outlet in the bathroom. Trouble is, this outlet is controlled by the wall switch, which means the nite-lite only goes on when you turn on the light. Which sort of makes the nite-lite pretty pointless.

So I unplugged the nite-lite and told him he should find someplace else to put it. But he said he liked it there and plugged it right back. Oh well, to each his own.

By the way, it’s not a GFI outlet either.
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That's cute of your husband.
 
Ron Mexico said:
Why doesn't he just turn the bathroom light on when he goes in? Also why does he have to pee so often at night?
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I'm guessing his age.
Gameface said:
I don't like to turn the light on when I use the bathroom at night. I've come up with an ingenious solution... I sit down to pee at night.

Yeah, crazy.

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A pet peeve of mine is when I've tried this, it always feels like I should wipe my butt afterwards. So I guess, in other words, ghost wiping is a pet peeve.
 
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idestroyedthetoilet said:
I actually care about their opinion and many times I order whatever is recommended. But like Log and Ron pointed out the servers can give dumb responses. It's not always a genuine suggestion. It's often programmed responses, nothing more than a quick robotic answer. "Most people get..." usually sounds to me like "cows prefer the grasses on the shady side of the hills because it's full of more water".

I mostly don't ask anymore unless it's some dive and everything looks the same. Like most Mexican places.
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But why? Why would you compare about someone else’s opinion? People have different taste buds and experiences eating (good) food. And if you get dumb responses too half the time, what’s the point?
 
Turning the light on in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom is a huge no-no for me. It will wake me too much and maybe hinder falling back asleep. I just sit down and take a piss. Which I do 90% of the time anyway.
 
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Gameface said:
Well maybe you should poop then? I don't get that concern.
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Ya different people's bodies are probably just different.
I could go into the bathroom not needing to poop at all. But if I sit on the toilet and go pee then I'm going to have to poop too.

Now I love pooping just as much as the next guy (probably more than most) but there are times that i just don't want to poop. Like in the middle of the night when I want to get back to sleep quickly or at a social gathering or something.

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Wes Mantooth said:
Turning the light on in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom is a huge no-no for me? It will wake me too much, maybe hinder falling back asleep. I just sit down and take a piss. Which I do 90% of the time anyway.
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Wait till you get old and have to pee 2-3x per night and can't pee effectively sitting down. Thank goodness for flomax. It also has other benefits in the bedroom, as in it might function as male birth-control (let's just say, nothing comes out).
 
fishonjazz said:
Ya different people's bodies are probably just different.
I could go into the bathroom not needing to poop at all. But if I sit on the toilet and go pee then I'm going to have to poop too.

Now I love pooping just as much as the next guy (probably more than most) but there are times that i just don't want to poop. Like in the middle of the night when I want to get back to sleep quickly or at a social gathering or something.

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Yep, probably more than the next guy. Although there are few pleasures in life as satisfying as a good poop. A bad poop on the other hand...









... just makes your hand stinky.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Wait till you get old and have to pee 2-3x per night and can't pee effectively sitting down. Thank goodness for flomax. It also has other benefits in the bedroom, as in it might function as male birth-control (let's just say, nothing comes out).
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Lmfao!!!!

Wait?

I literally, literally, pee about 3-4x already. Once 4:00am hits, then it’s once every 30-60 minutes.
 
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