Stupid Pet Peeves

[fishonjazz]

9f (-12.78c) in ****ing October.

Coldest day in October in Utah history I believe

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[Gameface]

Coldest day in October in Utah history I believe

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Ain't nobody got time for this ****!

 

[bigb]

Coldest day in October in Utah history I believe

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Global warming my ***!


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[LogGrad98]

When the wife picks where to eat and as soon as you get home you realize it was a mistake and it’s going to be a long night.


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The wife or the place to eat?

 

[LogGrad98]

Goes to bed early, can't get to sleep!!

This has been my bane for 20 years.

 

[LogGrad98]

Panda Express in Bountiful

Here's your sign.

 

[LogGrad98]

In my defense (ha ha), most of the time it's the bag's fault. Depends on the brand but some are really awful. Impossible to open cleanly without taking a pair of scissors to the bag.

This. These things are sealed to protect the cereal in the event of a ground zero nuclear attack. What are these ****ing things? Kevlar?

 

[LogGrad98]

Coldest day in October in Utah history I believe

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Funny it was 85 here.

 

[One Brow]

Global warming my ***!

Your rear end is shaped like a globe?

 

[bigb]

Your rear end is shaped like a globe?

More like two globes, I’m a pretty big guy.


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[bigb]

The wife or the place to eat?

Depends on the day tbh.


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[bigb]

I think I’ve mentioned this before:
Parents who drive their car around the neighborhood while the kids trick or treat. Lazy asses.


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