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Great just got moved back into lock down, won't be able to see my bird for a month. ****ing great.
Too bad there isn't a heavily armed paramilitary militia made up of 300lb 40-somethings to storm local government offices to defend your liberty.

#shouldabeenanamerican
 
I'm a two Tums guy. The chalky ones suck so I get the Smoothies. They come in four flavors. I must have two of the same color. Spill the tablets out in my hand 'til I get two of the same color. Four come out. THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS.

And then I can't get just one out of the container. NOW I HAVE TO CHOOSE A COLOR.
 
Seriously at the point where I can't be ****ed going to work, its almost like being part of an abusive relationship. Just keep asking myself why am i putting myself through this every day?
 
Well I experienced something today I have never experienced in 25 years of management. I had to have a conversation with someone about how they were peeing in the toilet. The guy was standing at the urinal, with his hands on his hips, letting it just wave free in the breeze, and kind of spraying urine all over the place. I had to talk to him about keeping some control over his Free Willy so we didn't have to clean up puddles of urine all over, and let him know that if he was observed doing this again it might lead to disciplinary action. He said he has always peed like this to keep his hands clean. I told him that he can wash his hands but what he's doing makes it unsanitary for everyone else. He was maybe 40, 45 years old. I can't believe I had to have that conversation.
 
Well I experienced something today I have never experienced in 25 years of management. I had to have a conversation with someone about how they were peeing in the toilet. The guy was standing at the urinal, with his hands on his hips, letting it just wave free in the breeze, and kind of spraying urine all over the place. I had to talk to him about keeping some control over his Free Willy so we didn't have to clean up puddles of urine all over, and let him know that if he was observed doing this again it might lead to disciplinary action. He said he has always peed like this to keep his hands clean. I told him that he can wash his hands but what he's doing makes it unsanitary for everyone else. He was maybe 40, 45 years old. I can't believe I had to have that conversation.

o_O
We had a meeting at my last job about how much toilet paper was being used in the women's room. The cleaning staff said it was an excessive amount. I thought that was the weirdest, but yours is worse.
 
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