Stupid Pet Peeves

[♪alt13]

People in wheelchairs. Lazy ******** just sit on their asses all day long.

Women. They make such a fuss over a black eye. God, you'd think you broke her nose.

Children. Always want to go to school. "Who's gunna run a balloon down to Ricky when he needs a fix, if you're at school?"

Black people. The Southern Cross looks bitchin on my pickup. **** yer feelings!

Obama. See above.

The lady social worker that comes to my house. Bitch totally thinks she's better than me.

Entrapment. I walk home, public intox. Drive home, DUI. Damn Jewish Bankers!

Bouncers at strip clubs. Buncha naked girls and I have to keep my clothes on. Them dudes are sexist.

People that speak with their mouth full. Gross.

 

[franklin]

Alts with private forums.
Terrible posters within those forums feeling they have arrived. Lol
Okay, not a pet.... But it is funny as all hella.

Why you so butt hurt?

 

[franklin]

Moe's "and again..." instead of a classic reopening first.

 

[YB85]

*cords

(I assume. Otherwise that would be a really weird pet peeve.)

I don't think it would be too weird. I was nodding my head thinking "yeah, I can't get that F chord on the guitar and it is always tripping me up".

 

[Deleted member 848]

Alts with private forums.
Terrible posters within those forums feeling they have arrived. Lol
Okay, not a pet.... But it is funny as all hella.

spill.

 

[bigb]

"Homeless" people begging on the street corner wearing better clothes than I have. We went to the rodeo last night and as we left, we got the typical 4or 5 beggars standing there with their homeless signs. One lady had a brand new pair of Under Armor shoes on.

 

[fishonjazz]

People in wheelchairs. Lazy ******** just sit on their asses all day long.

Women. They make such a fuss over a black eye. God, you'd think you broke her nose.

Children. Always want to go to school. "Who's gunna run a balloon down to Ricky when he needs a fix, if you're at school?"

Black people. The Southern Cross looks bitchin on my pickup. **** yer feelings!

Obama. See above.

The lady social worker that comes to my house. Bitch totally thinks she's better than me.

Entrapment. I walk home, public intox. Drive home, DUI. Damn Jewish Bankers!

Bouncers at strip clubs. Buncha naked girls and I have to keep my clothes on. Them dudes are sexist.

People that speak with their mouth full. Gross.

Repped

 

[Miggs]

I call my son kiddo all the time. Kiddo and buddy.

As do I.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

As do I.

A lot of people do. As I mentioned, it's trendy to do so. Just makes you one of many annoying SOBs that's all.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why you so butt hurt?

Cuz u want NAOS butt more than mine.

 

[Miggs]

A lot of people do. As I mentioned, it's trendy to do so. Just makes you one of many annoying SOBs that's all.

Not trendy at all. I've heard it my entire life.

 

[bigb]

Not trendy at all. I've heard it my entire life.

This. I was called kiddo when I was little. Now I call my kids that.