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Stupid Pet Peeves

People who call themselves "mommy" or "daddy" to their pets. Specially when they post close up pictures of their cat's face, and caption it with something like "Mommy is very mad at me for ruining the furniture". Uh, you're not its "mommy" you stupid ****. You're its food slave. At best, if it's a dog, you're the pack leader. Have a human baby or something. Just stop exposing us to your annoying psychological weaknesses.
 
Websites that start playing videos (with sound!) as soon as you go there. Or even worse, a couple of minutes after you go there.
 
colton said:
Websites that start playing videos (with sound!) as soon as you go there. Or even worse, a couple of minutes after you go there.
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Yahoo! Sports is really bad with this, I got there to look at fantasy articles and a couple of seconds in it starts playing the video for it.
 
Women who think a bathroom on a train (or an airplane) is their personal powder room.


I'm getting a key made to bust in on these bitches.
 
colton said:
Websites that start playing videos (with sound!) as soon as you go there. Or even worse, a couple of minutes after you go there.
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Really bad for the way I use the web. If I go to a news site or something, I click every link I find interesting and then start reading once I've open all the interesting things. Some days they'll be like 30 links I want to look at and the audio starts playing in a couple of them and it's a pain to find which tab is playing the sound. I even have a few things installed that are supposed to deal with auto-play, but they don't seem to catch all of them.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Really bad for the way I use the web. If I go to a news site or something, I click every link I find interesting and then start reading once I've open all the interesting things. Some days they'll be like 30 links I want to look at and the audio starts playing in a couple of them and it's a pain to find which tab is playing the sound.
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This is exactly what I do as well.
 
When you walk up to an automatic door expecting it to open quickly and it doesn't and you almost run into it. Then you have to stand there like an ******* waiting for it to get its act together and open.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
How about "forced" eating situations. Like a group date at one of those pizza places where you just order a giant pizza for everybody.....the date gets awkward so you turn to scarfing down as much pizza as possible....and wake up the next day a greasy, sick feeling mess. All for ODing on pizza.....Or you go to someboy's house and just don't want to be a bad guest or whatever.
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colton said:
This is exactly what I do as well.
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I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.




Okay, I'm sounding like Vinylone. Please don't explain, shoot in head.
 
franklin said:
I think this may truly be my first ever true actual WTF moment on jazzfanz. This behavior is alien to me. Please explain.




Okay, I'm sounding like Vinylone. Please don't explain, shoot in head.
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This and this. Weird as hell. Haven't you dogooders ever heard of this-date-is-over? But instead u glutton pizza?
Weak *** soma's.
 
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