Stupid Pet Peeves

[FalseFlagg K]

pfft amateur I can get in, out, pants up and smash a cigarette, all in under 2 minutes

Now that is impressive ....

 

[Rubashov]

Now that is impressive ....

Actually stole that from a mate i used to work at the PoW with, guy had like four kids under 7, he was like "sex? who's got time for that? Me and the missus; in, out, pants up and a cigarette in under two minutes." We were all thoroughly impressed by his endurance.

 

[fishonjazz]

The kids coming into our bedroom at 6:15-6:30am most days sometimes even at like 5:45am to wake us up, like wtf.

Mine just learned how to climb out of her crib like a week ago.
I feel your pain

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[JazzGal]

I stayed at work too long reading Jazzfanz, and now it is raining buckets and I don't want to go out to my car.

Guess I should read more Jazzfanz.

 

[Gameface]

I stayed at work too long reading Jazzfanz, and now it is raining buckets and I don't want to go out to my car.

Guess I should read more Jazzfanz.

Hopefully you get paid overtime.

 

[JazzGal]

Hopefully you get paid overtime.

No, I just stay after sometimes to do personal stuff. I like this computer much better than my one at home.

 

[bigb]

No, I just stay after sometimes to do personal stuff. I like this computer much better than my one at home.

Then I hope you’ve got a blanket and pillow close by!


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[bigb]

When people don’t give a flying **** about how their actions affect others.


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[LogGrad98]

When people don’t give a flying **** about how their actions affect others.


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In other words, Americans?

 

[moevillini]

my husband using 3 feet of dental floss to floss his teeth - and then when he throws it away, most of it ends up hanging out over the side of the wastebasket

 

[Rubashov]

Three more years of Conservative rule because of ****ing red necks and retirees in Queensland. Three years of attacks on workers rights, medicare, public broadcasting, public schooling and wages. **** how can people be so ****ing stupid?

 

[Gameface]

When people get in a minor fender bender and think like CSI Special Idiots Unit is gonna come out and and do a full forensic analysis on their accident so they leave their car in the middle of traffic when they could very very easily just pull to the side of the road.

The first thing the cop that shows up is going to tell them is to move their cars out of traffic.