Stupid Pet Peeves

[fishonjazz]

Who carries a wallet anymore? A money clip is where it’s at you clowns.

Who carries money anymore?

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[bigb]

Who carries a wallet anymore? A money clip is where it’s at you clowns.

That’s basically what mine is.


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[Miggs]

Who carries money anymore?

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A moneyclip holds cc’s and cash. I only have my cc’s, license, insurance card and a couple other cards in there. 1/2 as thick as a wallet. Maybe 1/3.

 

[fishonjazz]

A moneyclip holds cc’s and cash. I only have my cc’s, license, insurance card and a couple other cards in there. 1/2 as thick as a wallet. Maybe 1/3.

I would probably end up losing it.

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[Miggs]

I would probably end up losing it.

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I’m bad with losing stuff and never lost one. They’re not THAT small.

 

[Miggs]

I guess I’m picturing you guys having George Costanza like wallets.

 

[One Brow]

A moneyclip holds cc’s and cash. I only have my cc’s, license, insurance card and a couple other cards in there. 1/2 as thick as a wallet. Maybe 1/3.

I'd likely see my stuff bent/broken, and feel it digging into my thigh.

 

[moevillini]

I don’t tip at those types of joints. It’s not like they’re servers and making $2/hr.
That being said, I use a Square reader to take cc payments. There’s an option to allow tips. I have that enabled, but it’s not a separate screen. It’s just part of the signature screen. Only once ever have I received a tip on it.

someone actually tipped their electrician?

that's a new one on me

 

[moevillini]

I'd likely see my stuff bent/broken, and feel it digging into my thigh.

ok this is bad...

I read this as "I'd LIKE to see my stuff bent/broken, and feel it digging into my thigh."

and I thought, boy, that doesn't sound like One Brow at all!!!

LOL

 

[One Brow]

Claiming that mathematicians are baffled by differing conventions in the order of operations.

https://nypost.com/2019/08/01/viral-math-problem-baffles-mathematicians-physicists/

 

[Rubashov]

Who carries a wallet anymore? A money clip is where it’s at you clowns.

I carry a wallet cause I'm not a low rent New Jersey pimp getting around with my cane and stable of ho's.

 

[Archie Moses]

People who take the grossest dumps in public and don't feel the need to flush. It's like they get off on the idea of someone seeing their ****. I don't get it. If you do this, **** you.