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Hell of a lot of flirting with blue/orange in the last couple days. Tell me more.
 
If the Jazz sucks he would leave. It is kind of obvious and understandable. Pressure is on the team to deliver.
 
If the Jazz sucks he would leave. It is kind of obvious and understandable. Pressure is on the team to deliver.
Lmao it won’t matter. The Knicks have the worst owner in sports, and one of the biggest jokes of a franchise out there and it’s so obvious where his wandering eye is. Trash.
 
He is from New York...geez. who knows. Who cares. You just try to make it awesome for him here. Becoming a legend in the playoffs here is possible, but in NYK? Probably not with that sucky owner.
 
Though oneye’s stuff has been a bit extreme and he’s taken a lot of heat, I don’t think we should be so quick to discount a number of things he’s bringing up. I had been talking to a guy whose brother works for a private firm in NYC. One of the clients they represent sits on the board for MSG, but he’s on a smaller committee made up 2-3 other board members that is specifically over the Knicks and acts as a sort of unofficial go-between for Dolan and the FO, since there’s some tension there. He holds some sway as they’re trying to rebrand the image and have a bad hand dealt with current ownership. Anyway, the firm represents this guy individually (i.e. they don’t represent MSG or the Knicks) and some of his separate business holdings. He runs a NY-based porn site. Apparently it’s common knowledge in the firm that Donovan is a paid subscriber to this porn site. They’ve been saying that it makes sense, that SLC doesn’t really produce much porn, and that Donovan will probably want to be eyeing a bigger market as soon as his contract is up. Word is they believe the Knicks hold a lot of leverage because the exposure he could get in the market, that a lot of back room deals could be made outside the CBA that could feature him landing some headlining roles in big porno flicks that have international influence. It’s just not comparable when he’s looking at some local market Subway commercials in Salt Lake vs. blockbuster porn films that could double his income if he goes back home. Not to mention the exposure this could give his brand as he reaches markets outside basketball that may develop interest in his shoes and apparel.

If you’re not able to see the writing on the wall, perhaps you will when Spike Lee releases Donovan Does Dallas [in New York].
 
Though oneye’s stuff has been a bit extreme and he’s taken a lot of heat, I don’t think we should be so quick to discount a number of things he’s bringing up. I had been talking to a guy whose brother works for a private firm in NYC. One of the clients they represent sits on the board for MSG, but he’s on a smaller committee made up 2-3 other board members that is specifically over the Knicks and acts as a sort of unofficial go-between for Dolan and the FO, since there’s some tension there. He holds some sway as they’re trying to rebrand the image and have a bad hand dealt with current ownership. Anyway, the firm represents this guy individually (i.e. they don’t represent MSG or the Knicks) and some of his separate business holdings. He runs a NY-based porn site. Apparently it’s common knowledge in the firm that Donovan is a paid subscriber to this porn site. They’ve been saying that it makes sense, that SLC doesn’t really produce much porn, and that Donovan will probably want to be eyeing a bigger market as soon as his contract is up. Word is they believe the Knicks hold a lot of leverage because the exposure he could get in the market, that a lot of back room deals could be made outside the CBA that could feature him landing some headlining roles in big porno flicks that have international influence. It’s just not comparable when he’s looking at some local market Subway commercials in Salt Lake vs. blockbuster porn films that could double his income if he goes back home. Not to mention the exposure this could give his brand as he reaches markets outside basketball that may develop interest in his shoes and apparel.

If you’re not able to see the writing on the wall, perhaps you will when Spike Lee releases Donovan Does Dallas [in New York].
This is creative lmao! This is great and well worth the thread lol.
 
Though oneye’s stuff has been a bit extreme and he’s taken a lot of heat, I don’t think we should be so quick to discount a number of things he’s bringing up. I had been talking to a guy whose brother works for a private firm in NYC. One of the clients they represent sits on the board for MSG, but he’s on a smaller committee made up 2-3 other board members that is specifically over the Knicks and acts as a sort of unofficial go-between for Dolan and the FO, since there’s some tension there. He holds some sway as they’re trying to rebrand the image and have a bad hand dealt with current ownership. Anyway, the firm represents this guy individually (i.e. they don’t represent MSG or the Knicks) and some of his separate business holdings. He runs a NY-based porn site. Apparently it’s common knowledge in the firm that Donovan is a paid subscriber to this porn site. They’ve been saying that it makes sense, that SLC doesn’t really produce much porn, and that Donovan will probably want to be eyeing a bigger market as soon as his contract is up. Word is they believe the Knicks hold a lot of leverage because the exposure he could get in the market, that a lot of back room deals could be made outside the CBA that could feature him landing some headlining roles in big porno flicks that have international influence. It’s just not comparable when he’s looking at some local market Subway commercials in Salt Lake vs. blockbuster porn films that could double his income if he goes back home. Not to mention the exposure this could give his brand as he reaches markets outside basketball that may develop interest in his shoes and apparel.

If you’re not able to see the writing on the wall, perhaps you will when Spike Lee releases Donovan Does Dallas [in New York].
But nobody outside of Utah actually pays for porn...
 
@oneye
Admit you were smuggly nodding your head in agreement finding someone validating your psychosis until you realized you got bamboozled when it got to signing porno headliner roles. Than that smug smile turned upside down and you were just left with a 4 hour erection.
 
Though oneye’s stuff has been a bit extreme and he’s taken a lot of heat, I don’t think we should be so quick to discount a number of things he’s bringing up. I had been talking to a guy whose brother works for a private firm in NYC. One of the clients they represent sits on the board for MSG, but he’s on a smaller committee made up 2-3 other board members that is specifically over the Knicks and acts as a sort of unofficial go-between for Dolan and the FO, since there’s some tension there. He holds some sway as they’re trying to rebrand the image and have a bad hand dealt with current ownership. Anyway, the firm represents this guy individually (i.e. they don’t represent MSG or the Knicks) and some of his separate business holdings. He runs a NY-based porn site. Apparently it’s common knowledge in the firm that Donovan is a paid subscriber to this porn site. They’ve been saying that it makes sense, that SLC doesn’t really produce much porn, and that Donovan will probably want to be eyeing a bigger market as soon as his contract is up. Word is they believe the Knicks hold a lot of leverage because the exposure he could get in the market, that a lot of back room deals could be made outside the CBA that could feature him landing some headlining roles in big porno flicks that have international influence. It’s just not comparable when he’s looking at some local market Subway commercials in Salt Lake vs. blockbuster porn films that could double his income if he goes back home. Not to mention the exposure this could give his brand as he reaches markets outside basketball that may develop interest in his shoes and apparel.

If you’re not able to see the writing on the wall, perhaps you will when Spike Lee releases Donovan Does Dallas [in New York].

Is it written on the wall in semen?
 
Hell of a lot of flirting with blue/orange in the last couple days. Tell me more.

I don't care. I will enjoy every minute of Mitchell in a Jazz uniform while he's here, and if he leaves, I'll enjoying watching the next iteration of the team.
 
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Didn’t DM grow up a Mets fan, he was a 2 sport athlete playing baseball, his dad played baseball, and his dad is now (or was?) the director of player personnel with the Mets? He has spent time with the Mets team over the years and he has taken BP with the team among other things. Why would he not follow them? He can’t just drop ties to things he did before becoming a star for the NBA and Jazz. He is actively building his brand. Dumping his NY ties would be dumb. Does it mean he’s going to NY the first chance he gets? I don’t know, but clearly he doesn’t need to be there to get his name out there and be the darling of the NBA.

https://www.slcdunk.com/the-downbea...sport-athlete-new-york-mets-utah-jazz-nba-mlb

The sky is not falling. You need another eye to gain perspective bro.
 
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