The 2nd Coming is closer than you think...

[Ron Mexico]

and I had just accepted him

 

[Archie Moses]

I was going to make a joke, but it would have been sacrilegious and I kinda have to be a good dude for now on.

 

[Resurrected Jesus Christ]

I am here. Do not worry, those of you who feel sorrow for my passing. Although Colton killed me for simply being Jesus Christ, nothing more, he cannot destroy my spirit, which lives on, even unto this new username.

Feel the holes in my hands. That is where Colton pounded iron stakes in, one by one. But he only did what I wanted him to do. What I NEEDED him to do.

My second coming will be swift and terrible. But you, my followers, will be spared. The others... no, not really, lol.

Thanks again, see ya.

 

[sirkickyass]

He's not really gone guys. Jesus is all around us, all the time. If you ever really need to talk to him, just look within your heart and he'll be there.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I think it was other people's complaints that got him the boot. He was clearly mocking JC.

Dude, he wasn't mocking anyone. He was just in character. WTF, his ban is a joke.

P.S.-I doubt KatieMCR wanted him gone Trout...he's/she's good peeps.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

I was going to make a joke, but it would have been sacrilegious and I kinda have to be a good dude for now on.

From now on.

C'mon man.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Crazy, but I swear to God I did not complain about Jesus.

So was that colton or calijazz that you swore to? Well, I guess that's o.k. if you used the real swear word and not just a portion of it. Real cussing is allowed. Stopping short is considered "circumventing the profanity filter" and is a violation around these parts. What a $#$@^ joke! Oh, and that's o.k. too - we can use symbols, because it obscures the word. Now if someone were to put a "F" followed by three symbols, that might not be o.k. because the real word is implied.

So be careful out there and practice safe posting.


And for the record, I had no problem with JC or the Resurrected version. Personally, I think having someone registered as that anti-Christ, David Stern, is much more offensive.

 

[Safetydan]

What a sad loss, He hadn't broken any rules IMO. Hilarious personification of the stranger beliefs held among those in christianity

 

[Loki]

So was Jesus Christ the Firstbanned?

 

[YB85]

Was Jesus banned for our warnings?

 

[Darkwing Duck]

So was Jesus Christ the Firstbanned?

No. Lucifer was, I think.

 

[Loki]

DD you seriously need a new beattitude.