The alympics!

[DutchJazzer]

Cakar vs dutch

 

[addictionary]

Sportsmanship wins.

 

[Gameface]

So what are the Alympic events?

Watching someone else get a rebound. Gotta see how many rebounds you can avoid getting by failing to box out.

Taking contested jumpers. More points for being double and triple teamed.

Holding onto the ball. You've got 24 seconds, can you hold the ball the entire time? Bonus points for not passing to an open shooter.

Ole defense. Moving aside so your opponent can drive to the basket. If you fail to move out of the way and provide an open path you lose points.

Taking time from people who deserve it more. If you can force the coach to bench a better player than you and you get more than 35 min you win!

 

[Stoked]

Cakar wins because all Dutch winn do is change things to involve Al and yell Dutched!

 

[babe]

So what are the Alympic events?

Watching someone else get a rebound. Gotta see how many rebounds you can avoid getting by failing to box out.

Taking contested jumpers. More points for being double and triple teamed.

Holding onto the ball. You've got 24 seconds, can you hold the ball the entire time? Bonus points for not passing to an open shooter.

Ole defense. Moving aside so your opponent can drive to the basket. If you fail to move out of the way and provide an open path you lose points.

Taking time from people who deserve it more. If you can force the coach to bench a better player than you and you get more than 35 min you win!

To be the "Alympics" you gotta take this concept to the next level, something more than merely everyday normality. But the way you say things like this does evoke the germinative cortex of reality and stir the juices of the imagination. . . . ..