The Arrival of the Anointed One -- Official Jazzfanz Preparation for Jabari Parker Thread

[Deleted member 848]

Depends on how much praying we can get. I am but merely one individual Jazz fan-- if we can assemble the masses, and be cohesive, then our preparation for The Anointed One will be complete. Otherwise, the Gods will send the Messiah to another team who was better prepared.

Jabari is ours for the taking. He is our player. Now we must greet him to the best of our ability.

 

[fishonjazz]

Just finished praying bros

 

[infection]

I just put Dennis' name on the temple prayer roll.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Dear god, please please!! Let Parker go top three, and let Wiggins fall to us, or allow us to trade up to get Wiggins at a reasonable offer. These things I pray in your name, amen.

P.S. Don't listen to these noobs that want the false superstar and savior of the jazz, and forgive them as they no not what they do.


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[♪alt13]

If I was Jesus I would be long sick and tired of the prayers by now. The dude was nailed to a ****in cross for you. Hasn't he done enough? Give the guy a break already.

 

[d@!!0n0rcutt]

I just put Dennis' name on the temple prayer roll.

I don't know whether to feel bad or not for laughing at this. Don't stand near me if I am struck down.

 

[Myjazz]

It's beyond tired some.

 

[Revolution 9]

and then we all woke up....

 

[Stoked]

and then we all woke up....

And realized that with Lindsey as our GM anything is possible. Shut up and take your hymn book!

Everyone turn to #61 and sing "Raise Your Voices To The Lord".

 

[fishonjazz]

And realized that with Lindsey as our GM anything is possible. Shut up and take your hymn book!

Everyone turn to #61 and sing "Raise Your Voices To The Lord".

solid post
good work stoked

 

[addictionary]

Jabari falls to Jazz? Championship.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

What about gettin a biggin for Wiggins?