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str8line

str8line

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My wife just informed me that my son and I are going to the Toronto game tonight. And that she got us tickets to the Clippers, Thunder and one other game TBD, all about 15th row behind the Jazz bench. She's ****ing awesome.

Guess she noticed all my time spent on Jazzfanz.

Will report on who's hot during warmups... the Jazz are gonna go hard tonight.
 
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Glad to see your wife finally got you out of the house so I can come over instead of getting a Motel 6.
 
str8line said:
My signage will be my huge flask and the one that my son is sneaking in for me. Everyone around me gonna be drunk.
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I have snuck flasks in before.
I don't recommend it bro. They (if metal) will set off the metal detectors.

Pour the booze into something plastic or get booze that comes in plastic (southern comfort)
 
fishonjazz said:
I have snuck flasks in before.
I don't recommend it bro. They (if metal) will set off the metal detectors.

Pour the booze into something plastic or get booze that comes in plastic (southern comfort)
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My flasks are multiple ziploc bags. He thinks the Crown is syrup for rally churros. Ain't he gonna be bummed.
 
str8line said:
My flasks are multiple ziploc bags. He thinks the Crown is syrup for rally churros. Ain't he gonna be bummed.
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Nice work!

So awesome of a present man
 
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Sent from my SM-G930V using JazzFanz mobile app
 
Meanwhile, I'll be working straight thru the weekend since we're having a serious issue with a product line.

I won't even get paid for it.

Therefore, I'm forced to neg everyone in this thread out of spite.
 
Siro said:
Meanwhile, I'll be working straight thru the weekend since we're having a serious issue with a product line.

I won't even get paid for it.

Therefore, I'm forced to neg everyone in this thread out of spite.
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Bummer, but way to be the man. A toast to you.

Sent from my SM-G930V using JazzFanz mobile app
 
Siro said:
Meanwhile, I'll be working straight thru the weekend since we're having a serious issue with a product line.

I won't even get paid for it.

Therefore, I'm forced to neg everyone in this thread out of spite.
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I was walking around my hometown and a homeless man complimented me on the size of my chest.
 
str8line said:
My wife just informed me that my son and I are going to the Toronto game tonight. And that she got us tickets to the Clippers, Thunder and one other game TBD, all about 15th row behind the Jazz bench. She's ****ing awesome.

Guess she noticed all my time spent on Jazzfanz.

Will report on who's hot during warmups... the Jazz are gonna go hard tonight.
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I guess this can serve as the game thread. Cheer loudly!
 
Siro said:
Meanwhile, I'll be working straight thru the weekend since we're having a serious issue with a product line.

I won't even get paid for it.

Therefore, I'm forced to neg everyone in this thread out of spite.
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This weekend will be the first time in 5 months that I get 2 days off in a week.

Not helping I know. I'm ready to receive my neg
 
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