The Big Ken Lofton Watch Thread

[homeytennis]

It sounds like the three rooks and Kessler are playing summer league. Ainge wasn't exactly complimentary of any of them.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Bold

Meant to say it could be fire. But with the emoji from my phone, I forgot they don’t show up.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

It sounds like the three rooks and Kessler are playing summer league. Ainge wasn't exactly complimentary of any of them.

He was on a pod I saw on Jazz+

 

[The Fresh Prince]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

 

[Udidthizz]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

Malone was the Mailman, Kenny is the Mealman.

 

[slc]

After a little thought on it I was thinking since he's a LA Tech alumni (same as Karl) "The Beer Delivery Guy" could be Lofton's official nickname if we keep him around long term. Karl was the mailman, but Ken delivers the Kegs and the cases of beer. Gotta love it when the guys with a beer gut like Lofton and Jokic can school a league full of uber athletic players. And on top of that, I got a few more nicknames to casually drop. Happy Hour Lofton, Beer Thirty (Four) Kenny, Boston Lager Lofton, Kenny The Keg, Kenny Pilsner, Kenny Powers (because he's built like him), Last Call Kenny, the names just keep coming in.

How about Chunk from The Goonies

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Malone was the Mailman, Kenny is the Mealman.

Mealman, Cornbread, Mt. Lofton, Kenny Haystack, Kodiak Ken (Built like a Kodiak Bear).

 

[Udidthizz]

Every time I read the name Kenny, I can't help but thinking of Kramer calling out for Kenny (Rogers Roasters). It seems especially fitting in this context.

 

[Dunkqvist]

Kenneth Lofton Jr gonna totally dominate the Summer League. He needs to start bulking up again!

 

[underdog]

Kenneth Lofton Jr gonna totally dominate the Summer League. He needs to start bulking up again!

Kenneth “Charles Barkley” Lofton is the real deal. Can't wait to see him in action again.

 

[mdalby]

Holy cow... He is getting serious on his conditioning. Looks great!


View: https://x.com/utahjazz/status/1805256131826094205

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I just realized the Lofton clip went viral because he apparently looks like Mbappe