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The Day the Dinosaurs Died

Pretty sure it was dinosaur farts that killed dinosaurs. The birds survived because they could fly away from the gas.

If I am to believe that cow farts are causing climate change, then giant dinosaurs and their giant farts would have had much more of an impact. They died of climate change too. Probably.
Did you ever see the huge mound of triceratops **** in Jurassic Park? You had a crisis of sorts in the pre-historic era. As species advanced, they recognized global climate shifts over millennia and rational voices advocated the reduction of greenhouse gases. This was met with great resistance, primarily from carnivorous bipedal reptilians, whose primary self-serving purpose was consumption, glut, and greed. An entire caste arose that systemically favored carnivores, but was implemented and carried out by carnivores and herbivores alike.

The herbivores, being of the superior intellect, and not as the brute savages, devised a plan for the rescue and salvation of all reptilian species (and any who identified as such) — the consumption must drastically reduce, else all need evolve the anatomy of flight to rise to cooler airs. As carnivorous consumption showed no satiation with excess, there reached a point of no return. Only those with the progressive wisdom of perceived empirical rationalization possessed the fitness of survival. As the appetites of carnivorism went unchecked, production of greenhouse gases escalated and left earth-bound meat-eaters in a proverbial, and literal, pot of boiling water. As winged reptiles took the the air to find calmer homeostasis in cooler atmospheres, the obstinate carnivores saw their resources, one by one, diminish and extinct, leaving nothing but a wake of destruction and greed in its path.

In great compassion from Mother Science, this extinction functioned as a negative feedback mechanism which annihilated those reckless creatures and restored the balance of greenhouse gases. Our precious aviators and birds of flight, those with ancestral wisdom and knowledge encoded into their DNA, are here to observe and partake of a similar fate of Homo erectus.
 
Did you ever see the huge mound of triceratops **** in Jurassic Park? You had a crisis of sorts in the pre-historic era. As species advanced, they recognized global climate shifts over millennia and rational voices advocated the reduction of greenhouse gases. This was met with great resistance, primarily from carnivorous bipedal reptilians, whose primary self-serving purpose was consumption, glut, and greed. An entire caste arose that systemically favored carnivores, but was implemented and carried out by carnivores and herbivores alike.

The herbivores, being of the superior intellect, and not as the brute savages, devised a plan for the rescue and salvation of all reptilian species (and any who identified as such) — the consumption must drastically reduce, else all need evolve the anatomy of flight to rise to cooler airs. As carnivorous consumption showed no satiation with excess, there reached a point of no return. Only those with the progressive wisdom of perceived empirical rationalization possessed the fitness of survival. As the appetites of carnivorism went unchecked, production of greenhouse gases escalated and left earth-bound meat-eaters in a proverbial, and literal, pot of boiling water. As winged reptiles took the the air to find calmer homeostasis in cooler atmospheres, the obstinate carnivores saw their resources, one by one, diminish and extinct, leaving nothing but a wake of destruction and greed in its path.

In great compassion from Mother Science, this extinction functioned as a negative feedback mechanism which annihilated those reckless creatures and restored the balance of greenhouse gases. Our precious aviators and birds of flight, those with ancestral wisdom and knowledge encoded into their DNA, are here to observe and partake of a similar fate of Homo erectus.

Lmao.

Well done sir
 
Did you ever see the huge mound of triceratops **** in Jurassic Park? You had a crisis of sorts in the pre-historic era. As species advanced, they recognized global climate shifts over millennia and rational voices advocated the reduction of greenhouse gases. This was met with great resistance, primarily from carnivorous bipedal reptilians, whose primary self-serving purpose was consumption, glut, and greed. An entire caste arose that systemically favored carnivores, but was implemented and carried out by carnivores and herbivores alike.

The herbivores, being of the superior intellect, and not as the brute savages, devised a plan for the rescue and salvation of all reptilian species (and any who identified as such) — the consumption must drastically reduce, else all need evolve the anatomy of flight to rise to cooler airs. As carnivorous consumption showed no satiation with excess, there reached a point of no return. Only those with the progressive wisdom of perceived empirical rationalization possessed the fitness of survival. As the appetites of carnivorism went unchecked, production of greenhouse gases escalated and left earth-bound meat-eaters in a proverbial, and literal, pot of boiling water. As winged reptiles took the the air to find calmer homeostasis in cooler atmospheres, the obstinate carnivores saw their resources, one by one, diminish and extinct, leaving nothing but a wake of destruction and greed in its path.

In great compassion from Mother Science, this extinction functioned as a negative feedback mechanism which annihilated those reckless creatures and restored the balance of greenhouse gases. Our precious aviators and birds of flight, those with ancestral wisdom and knowledge encoded into their DNA, are here to observe and partake of a similar fate of Homo erectus.

Great example of 21st century pop science run completely amok. This should be incorporated in all our grade school and high school textbooks moving forward.
 
Haven't found this while using Google (have not formed my question correctly) - why the scientists seem to be 100% certain, that there were no humans or human civilization during the dinosaur era? Isn't it possible that everything a la tall buildings could be completly destroyed without evidence after millions of years?
 
Haven't found this while using Google (have not formed my question correctly) - why the scientists seem to be 100% certain, that there were no humans or human civilization during the dinosaur era? Isn't it possible that everything a la tall buildings could be completly destroyed without evidence after millions of years?

Totally. But they weren't humans. They were lizard people, since even the earliest mammals barely existed. They used those tens of millions of years to infiltrate the US government and push cultural Marxism.
 
Haven't found this while using Google (have not formed my question correctly) - why the scientists seem to be 100% certain, that there were no humans or human civilization during the dinosaur era? Isn't it possible that everything a la tall buildings could be completly destroyed without evidence after millions of years?
we have fossil records of humans, prehumans and dinosaurs.
 
Pretty sure it was dinosaur farts that killed dinosaurs. The birds survived because they could fly away from the gas.

If I am to believe that cow farts are causing climate change, then giant dinosaurs and their giant farts would have had much more of an impact. They died of climate change too. Probably.

Congrats -- I haven't seen this much ignorance in this few words in a looooong time.
 
Haven't found this while using Google (have not formed my question correctly) - why the scientists seem to be 100% certain, that there were no humans or human civilization during the dinosaur era? Isn't it possible that everything a la tall buildings could be completly destroyed without evidence after millions of years?

You did not know what search terms to use. There is indeed some thoughts along those lines, published fairly recently. It's very interesting to see scientists recently examining what amounts to "out of bounds" ideas. You have, for instance, the head of Harvard's Astronomy Dept. publishing a paper suggesting a particular asteroid that arrived from outside our solar system might be an alien probe, and you have ideas like this:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/...vilization-have-existed-on-earth-before-ours/

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/04/are-we-earths-only-civilization/557180/

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1804.03748.pdf
 

For my money, one of the neatest theories of my lifetime. It's fun to see birds as avian dinosaurs. That does appear to be the consensus opinion at the moment, with some existing dissent, which should be expected and encouraged in any scientific discipline. But when I throw seeds out on the lawn, and watch a flock of mourning doves grazing in the grass, I'm seeing a herd of dinosaurs, and it couldn't delight me more.
 
Totally. But they weren't humans. They were lizard people, since even the earliest mammals barely existed. They used those tens of millions of years to infiltrate the US government and push cultural Marxism.

Kidding aside, or not, it is a fact that several million Americans believe at least some of our political leaders are shape shifting reptilian aliens from another star system. It's a specific star system, but it's slipping my mind at the moment. But, this is an actual belief, and I have to assume nobody can possibly be surprised at this point. There are a list of characteristics one looks for to identify which of our leaders are "lizard people", I don't know, maybe the ones that speak with forked tongue?
 
Kidding aside, or not, it is a fact that several million Americans believe at least some of our political leaders are shape shifting reptilian aliens from another star system. It's a specific star system, but it's slipping my mind at the moment. But, this is an actual belief, and I have to assume nobody can possibly be surprised at this point. There are a list of characteristics one looks for to identify which of our leaders are "lizard people", I don't know, maybe the ones that speak with forked tongue?

I don't know if millions of Americans believe that. But it is a conspiracy theory that exists, thus the joke. It's probably more fringe than flat Earth tho, which is really fringe to begin with.
 
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