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"The Man", Official JazzFanz Novel!

JazzSpazz said:
*** Spoiler alert for Gameface***

It turns out the burnt popcorn smell was not only burnt popcorn, but also a deadly airborne poison.
Dal kept his promise to his long dead uncle Achmed.
While he knew the popcorn would kill him in the process, he had to kill all of the self proclaimed leaders of Jazzfanz nation.

His mission was a sucksess. All of the Jazzfanz poker player secret combination mafia were dead. Only Mrs. Jason got away, so he could only hope his accomplice would finish the job.
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So, ECTYA went immediately in search of Mrs Jason. He wouldn't leave his best friend's death for nothing, he was determined to complete the mission. But it wouldn't be an easy task to find her. She was a real lurker for a long time and she certainly knew how to hide. Maybe The Man could help ECTYA. So he decided to find The Man first. He got in his car and took the road to a striptease bar that was run by the toughest procurer of Taylorsville, E.J. Wells aka, The Big Trout.
 
Upon entering ECTYA saw Heyhey sitting in a dark corner wearing sweat pants and a truckers hat. Heyhey was so captivated by the ladies of the night that he didn't even notice Ectya entering the bar.
 
there was one babe sitting in the darkest corner, sorta laughing for some unknown reason........ but she just didn't look right in that place at all. . . .
 
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Then babe woke up in a sweat and with dissapointment for it just being a dream. She turned on his computer and log on to Jazzfanz and she posted those words above to "JazzFanz novel" thread then she woke up in a sweat again. She silently said "WTF is going on!?" to not awake home folks. Then she heard someone was knocking on the door.. "Knock, knock, knock!", "who's there?" she said with bated breath. "The man" on the door loudly said "Leonardo Di-Caprio! I need to tell you something."
 
CitizenofCapua said:
Then babe woke up in a sweat and with dissapointment for it just being a dream. She turned on his computer and log on to Jazzfanz and she posted those words above to "JazzFanz novel" thread then she woke up in a sweat again. She silently said "WTF is going on!?" to not awake home folks. Then she heard someone was knocking on the door.. "Knock, knock, knock!", "who's there?" she said with bated breath. "The man" on the door loudly said "Leonardo Di-Caprio! I need to tell you something."
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She opened the door only to see that it wasn't Di-Caprio. It was Ty Corbin. Corbin was very worried and breathing heavily. He could hardly say "babe, let me in, I think someone's after me! I think it's The Man!"

babe, let him in immediately and closed the door after checking the outside if someone saw them.
 
but this time it was Ty who woke up from his nightmare 8954. . . "Damn", he said, "you really are a hag". And practically tore the door off it's hinges, fleeing into the face of lesser horrors. . . . and the pleasant refuge of darkness. . . .
 
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but this time it was Ty who woke up from his nightmare 8954. . . "Damn", he said, "you really are a hag". And practically tore the door off it's hinges, fleeing into the face of lesser horrors. . . . and the pleasant refuge of darkness. . . .
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.... As he ran deeper into the darkness, he heard little critters tweeting and howling to each other as if the greatest news had hit the lonely forest. Ty stopped to catch his breath, he cleared his forehead of the sweat, as they were loaded mainly on his eyebrows, waiting to slip into his eyes, giving him a blurry sight. One of the birdy birds came close to him, and she started to tweet in a language that Ty could understand. She had this strange voice of both cheerfully and freaked out-ly state. She seemed to look pleased to see Ty, and she said, "Boy oh boy, Glad to catch you in time sir. It's a dangerous night in our dark forest of friendly creatures." She used many hashtags and "@" references, as she tweeted. Ty asked " What is this danger you speak of? And please don't bother if it's something that lies deep in the heart of the forest and it's something I should take care of. I know you animals are into that kind of crap, and I'm sick of it." The little bird cheered "Everyone! It's the Chosen One! He has foreseen the trouble was in the heart of the forest!" Suddenly, from the dark corners of the bushes and caves and trees, all the creatures of the night started to appear, coming closer to him, welcoming him with hopefulness. Then cutting the crowd, coming forward to speak the Chosen One, a bear appeared and said, "Welcome Chosen One. We've been waiting for so long now. These are troubling times. We've seen better days. There lies a black hole in the heart of the mountain, feeding on the woodland creatures' souls. You have to help us get rid of it!"

Ty was not surprised, but one cannot tell, since he always had this what-the-hell-I'm-gonna-do face on him all the time.
 
Then the creatures crucified the chosen one who actually was his own father. The woodland creatures waited anxiously for their chosen one to float off into the clouds, when it didn't happen they threw him on the compost pile.
 
LogGrad98 said:
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... of the line seemed so far for the Chosen One, as he felt the warm touch of the God's Hand, reviving hand in earthly words. He woke up, as if he was swimming up to the refreshing, life saving fresh air from a deep sea that he fell in right from an air plane that was flying in 40 thousand feet up in the air.
 
LogGrad98 said:
The end
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was near, but before the light faded, Moevillini stepped out of the darkness and patted the critters on the top of the head and said "well done little ones" in the most frightening voice imaginable.
The light faded to complete darkness, with only the palpable fear of tough guys around the city remaining. One by one, the people who think they are "The Man" are destroyed. Who that is remaining is willing to take up the mantle?
 
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