The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

[FrenchJazzFa]

I actually watched the first quarter and thought Scoot looked really good, but then looked at the box score this morning and yeah, he fell off a cliff after that.

The same guy who say at the night draft that he see himself as a number 1

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I didnt know Shams was just 5'5, but thats hilarious.

His Rizz per pound is off the charts

 

[HermanG]

Oh wow. Just learned that Scoots -56 fell just 1 short of the NBA record held by Manny Harris (who had -57 for Cavs in 2011).

That is absolutely wild, since that was already the 2nd -56 this season (Miles Bridges had -56 in Hornets blowout loss to the Sixers).

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I didnt know Shams was just 5'5, but thats hilarious.

He is outrageously short.

His Rizz per pound is off the charts

Very handsome dude, but he is tiny

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Former Wizards and Warriors guard Ryan Rollins accused of shoplifting from Target

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Former Washington Wizards guard Ryan Rollins, who was waived by the team Monday night, is accused of repeatedly shoplifting from a Target store, according to documents on file at Alexandria General District Court and obtained by The Athletic. Police said in court documents that...

theathletic.com

Losing your NBA dream because you're a klepto is wild.

 

[infection]

I didnt know Shams was just 5'5, but thats hilarious.

With or without shoes? He could be 5’7” by old standards.

Former Wizards and Warriors guard Ryan Rollins accused of shoplifting from Target

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Former Washington Wizards guard Ryan Rollins, who was waived by the team Monday night, is accused of repeatedly shoplifting from a Target store, according to documents on file at Alexandria General District Court and obtained by The Athletic. Police said in court documents that...

theathletic.com

Losing your NBA dream because you're a klepto is wild.

Ooph. Seven different occasions. He’s had nine career steals.

 

[HermanG]

Lmao I'm dying laughing... NBA can be so wild.

Bucks blew out the Celtics last night as many of you likely know. What you might have not noticed is that in that 135-102 win, Celtics actually had 71 bench points.

Their 5 starters (Jrue, White, Tatum, Brown and Porzingis) combined for a Jokic single game statline of 31/12/12/1/1 (they averaged around 18 minutes before Mazzula pulled them). They went 13/42 from the field (30%) and 0/10 from 3.

I mean the Celtics are still the best team in my books but that was against the Bucks defense with both Beasley and Dame playing. I mean REALLY?

 

[LogGrad98]

Former Wizards and Warriors guard Ryan Rollins accused of shoplifting from Target

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Former Washington Wizards guard Ryan Rollins, who was waived by the team Monday night, is accused of repeatedly shoplifting from a Target store, according to documents on file at Alexandria General District Court and obtained by The Athletic. Police said in court documents that...

theathletic.com

Losing your NBA dream because you're a klepto is wild.

It's habit-forming.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

With or without shoes? He could be 5’7” by old standards.


Ooph. Seven different occasions. He’s had nine career steals.

So I exchanged what ups with him at summer league. 5'7" in shoes feels right but he may have had lifts... especially at summer league where the average height of people seems to be 6'5".

I'll say he is a smooth operator and always having conversations where there are like 5-6 guys around him laughing. Only guy more popular at summer league is Schmitz... the DX guy that works for Portland... that guy is the mayor of summer league.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

With or without shoes? He could be 5’7” by old standards.


Ooph. Seven different occasions. He’s had nine career steals.

In his defense he was in San Francisco the previous season and shoplifting there is a protected right.

 

[HermanG]

"Hmm, who do we want to surround Luka with? Hey, instead of the lame 3&D guys who got him to the WCF, lets go and surround him with self-creators who are meh defensively!"


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[SoberasHotRod]

I hate sports fans some time:


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