The Official Fight the boredom of off-season with humor thread.
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I'm going to avoid Jazzfanz and do work for a few hours. Enjoy this in the meantime.
This is really only funny at the end, but it's worth the relatively short wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDG4nzenTO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDG4nzenTO0
dipship31
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Lebron James' inbox:
This post is easily the winner so far! Highlights:
Tabs at the top
Tim Duncan's status
Dwight Howard's (74) e-mail convo
Lin discussion
"Lost" discussion with Damon Lindelof
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Well here is some Mother Goose and Grimm then!
Some Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, inspired by Zulu's sig:
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's children, because I don't think children should be having
sex."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the
face."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's children, because I don't think children should be having
sex."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the
face."
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
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^^^
I forgot all about Jack Handey! I need to find some more of those.
I forgot all about Jack Handey! I need to find some more of those.
More from Jack Handey:
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography and the dancers hit each other."
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful
flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's
carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
I was thinking about doing that anyway."
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography and the dancers hit each other."
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful
flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's
carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
I was thinking about doing that anyway."