The Official Taylorsville City Council Elections

[ema]

This is the official Taylorsville City Council (District 3) Elections.

***Before voting, let me remind you that this is a serious thing, it's a matter of governing the world. So be careful while picking. (Details about the candidates are below)***


Here are your candidates.

1) Cheese ---> Obviously should be the first option, I mean candidate, my favorite.

2) TroutBum ---> A bum who likes trouts or who is shaped like a trout, I don't know.

3) E.J. Wells ---> Definitely a very fickle guy, *see TroutBum.

4) Dave Ballou ---> Certainly the nicest, most lovable and most stylish man of his neighborhood. See his voting campaign here. https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?18592-The-Elvis-Jr-Wells-man-cometh

5) The Other Guy ---> A random dude who might be a serious opponent to Dave. Don't vote for him.

6) The Other Other Guy ---> Another random dude, he's one of the favorites according to the local media. Don't vote for him too.

***This jack is the current guy that Dave trying to replace with himself.

***Dave Ballou's $3000 campaign. Vote for Ballou!!!***

 

[ema]

^^ Lol. I read the thread once again. Didn't realize it while I'm posting but it kinda came out as a little bit arrogant of me.

I know Dave's a very nice guy, it is all intended as a joke. Now I'm gonna edit some words. <3 Trout.

 

[TroutBum]

^^ Lol. I read the thread once again. Didn't realize it while I'm posting but it kinda came out as a little bit arrogant of me.

I know Dave's a very nice guy, it is all intended as a joke. Now I'm gonna edit some words. <3 Trout.

I'm a douchebag, and I approve of this thread.

 

[Harambe]

I'm a douchebag, and I approve of this thread.

Fact.

Actually, I'm probably a bigger douchebag for not going fishing with him. I've left Dave hanging because I'm ashamed of how terrible a fisherman I am.

 

[mellow]

we can make it. Only 39 days to training camp, just 39 more days. Sigh.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Tult

 

[Gameface]

I'm having a hard time...

Would you mind giving a few more details about the cheese?

 

[Hotdog]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

 

[fishonjazz]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

Sooooo....... not coming to poke her huh?

 

[BabyPeterzz]

Trout enjoys mashing his face into other dudes junk. He's got my vote.

 

[LogGrad98]

I'm having a hard time...

Would you mind giving a few more details about the cheese?

Aged smoked gouda. Lightly apple-wood smoked, aged for 18 months. Slightly crumbly yet smooth texture, undertones of nuttiness and fruitiness and very slightly bitter, yet sweet (thanks to the smoke), with a mildly sharp yet buttery finish. Overall about a 6 or 7 on the Cheese Big-O scale (0-10).

 

[Gameface]

Aged smoked gouda. Lightly apple-wood smoked, aged for 18 months. Slightly crumbly yet smooth texture, undertones of nuttiness and fruitiness and very slightly bitter, yet sweet (thanks to the smoke), with a mildly sharp yet buttery finish. Overall about a 6 or 7 on the Cheese Big-O scale (0-10).

Sorry Trout, I'm gonna have to go with the cheese.

 

[LogGrad98]

Sorry Trout, I'm gonna have to go with the cheese.

Wait, sorry that was what you got if you were one of the first 20 voting. Everyone else gets some feta I found in the back of the extra fridge in my garage behind the leftover mac n cheese and next to an old bottle of ketchup that won't open anymore.

 

[Gameface]

Wait, sorry that was what you got if you were one of the first 20 voting. Everyone else gets some feta I found in the back of the extra fridge in my garage behind the leftover mac n cheese and next to an old bottle of ketchup that won't open anymore.

Crap! Can I change my vote? I think I'm going with Osama.

 

[TroutBum]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

I approve of your honesty and respect your opinion. I know for a fact that last time around I lost votes because of this very site, but I am what I am, and I have no intention of trying to hide behind a curtain of falsity. I expect people to want to vote for me because they know exactly what they're getting, which may be why I might never win; or maybe it'll be the exact reason I'll be successful. Who knows? Either way, you should still come play cards... I'm looking forward to cleaning the STD's collective crap-holes with my mighty poker prowess.

 

[ema]

^^ Trout for President 2016.

 

[babe]

Honestly, I would have a hard time voting for someone that talks to people the way he does. Its strange that he would even get on here and leave a trail of hate behind him and then want to run for public office. I don't think many people would vote for Trout after seeing the things he says.

Just my opinion.

clearly time to leave the opinion in the ditch and laugh and have some fun.

what would you vote for. . . .. someone who's so full of himself/herself he/she can't let a fart go, let alone some real trash. . . . . ????

with Dave, you can take what he says one of two ways........ eat it, or flush it. Don't ever take it personally.

Most of the time there's a point to it that means you're taking yourself too seriously, and most of the time you can afford to laugh at yourself.

According to my wife, some people's kids are "fishers" of the sort that will dredge some poop out of the toilet and smear it all over the bathroom walls. Sometimes quarreling in Jazzfanz is sorta like doing that. . . . .

my policy is to flush it, and laugh.

just my opinion. . . . .

 

[babe]

^^ Trout for President 2016.

would definitely be better than anyone in the past hundred years plus some.

would probably be a revolution.

 

[bigb]

clearly time to leave the opinion in the ditch and laugh and have some fun.

what would you vote for. . . .. someone who's so full of himself/herself he/she can't let a fart go, let alone some real trash. . . . . ????

with Dave, you can take what he says one of two ways........ eat it, or flush it. Don't ever take it personally.

Most of the time there's a point to it that means you're taking yourself too seriously, and most of the time you can afford to laugh at yourself.

According to my wife, some people's kids are "fishers" of the sort that will dredge some poop out of the toilet and smear it all over the bathroom walls. Sometimes quarreling in Jazzfanz is sorta like doing that. . . . .

my policy is to flush it, and laugh.

just my opinion. . . . .

^That dude gets it.

 

[ema]

^That dude gets it.

^That dude gets who gets it.