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[Dr. Jones]

not me

 

[Jazz Spazz]

not me

seconded

 

[The Midnight]

not me

seconded

Ouch!! c'mon guys, we're all friends here. We've gotto support the home team don't we?

 

[bigb]

I was freaking ROBBED. I demand a recount.

 

[ema]

Well now this thing is finished, I can write about it. I've never liked the contest idea in the first place and the voting system was not ideal either. However it was still an interesting event and I wanted to participate at least for Jako and my reasoning was simple, here is my post;

Voted Jako for the "Avatar of the Year" and "Fan of the Year". After all he has gone through, he's still here and rooting for the Jazz.

Other than Jako I only voted for Xsy for the 6th man award for his efforts in this kind of events and for his general contributions to the board.

HOWEVER, I don't need any award event to know who are who and who deserves what.

MVeteranP............................................ PKM
Sweetest Host...................................... Gameface
Best Drinker/Drunk................................. UGLI Baby(sorry franklin)
Best Balls (in every meaning)................... E.J. Wells
Smartest Poster.................................... franklin
Most Actual Poster................................ Stoked
Most Improved Poster............................. Fishonjazz
Funnest Poster...................................... JazzSpazz
Best Canadian/Albanian Hairy Lanky Terrorist Candidate Poster.................................... Dalamon
Best Sex Couple.................................... PKM-Dalamon
Best Worst Rapper Ever.......................... Dalamon
Best Comeback..................................... LogGrad98
Best Mod............................................. Colton
Best Female Poster................................ Moe
Best Gone Poster................................... jazz_fanatic
Best Banned Poster................................ Cyrone Torbin
Wittiest Poster...................................... bordelais7
Best Hack'er(cool posting style)................ Hack
Most Friendliest Poster............................ addictionary/nightmare3983
Best Username Changer........................... Core4
Most Respectable/Knowledgeable Poster..... babe
Most Obsessed Poster............................ carolinaJazz
Best African Drums Player........................ Zulu
Best Atheist.......................................... Siro
Best Priest of the Board.......................... WhiskyPriest
Most Beantastic Poster........................... Not beantastic but Beantown
Strongest Poster................................... bigb
Best Condom Expert............................... Hotttnickkk
Rookies of the year................................ BTP, Heyhey, Scootsy
Best Alt of All Times................................ Sandy Braille
Best Lurker........................................... DarkMount
Fastest Poster...................................... Utah Jazz Newsfeed
Best Avatar.......................................... Jako/CitizenofCapua
Most Everybody Loves Raymond Poster...... Mr. McGibblets
Best Fake Celebrity Poster....................... freakazoid
Best Dunker.......................................... Archie Moses
Best Football Fan................................... Duck Rodgers
Best Basketball Related Posts Poster.......... GVC/illyasova
Best Director......................................... prodigy
Best Site Owner..................................... Mrs. Jason
Best International Poster......................... berkkobe
Best Scout............................................ PKM
Worst Username Ever............................. dogtoucher
Best Username Ever............................... BaronDavisIsDonkeyOnShrek
Worst Troll Ever..................................... Saltair's Finest
Best Poster Among The Ones That Will Say "Oh I didn't get a mention".................... Hantlers
Best "Rest Of The Forum"........................ The Rest Of The forum

 

[The Midnight]

worst username ever............................. dogtoucher

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

 

[NUMBERICA]

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you'll thoroughly deserve our pos-rep if we can get a full write-up (complete with photos and potentially audio) of this late night "meeting".

Midnight ding dongs.

 

[The Midnight]

What the **** are you talking about?

Midnight ding dongs.

.... so you DID know what I was talking about.

*rolls eyes*

 

[NUMBERICA]

.... so you DID know what I was talking about.

*rolls eyes*

I just wanted to hear you talk about your fantasies involving ping pong and sex with frat bros.

 

[The Midnight]

I just wanted to hear you talk about your fantasies involving ping pong and sex with frat bros.

Ping pong with hot girls bro... sizzling.


#BowChikaWowWow

 

[NUMBERICA]

Jesus.

 

[bjunior]

hey guys, congrats to all the winners, i mean you guys are great, really

but man, can we hear something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnCMqr1QRQw

 

[Deleted member 848]

Bro... seriously... I am truly honored everytime I see that you've taken the time away from your fantastic sex life to make a considered post about little 'ol me.


I truly appreciate it bro. Keep them coming.

Llolololololololol 3 reps incoming

 

[fishonjazz]

Well now this thing is finished, I can write about it. I've never liked the contest idea in the first place and the voting system was not ideal either. However it was still an interesting event and I wanted to participate at least for Jako and my reasoning was simple, here is my post;



Other than Jako I only voted for Xsy for the 6th man award for his efforts in this kind of events and for his general contributions to the board.

HOWEVER, I don't need any award event to know who are who and who deserves what.

MVeteranP............................................ PKM
Sweetest Host...................................... Gameface
Best Drinker/Drunk................................. UGLI Baby(sorry franklin)
Best Balls (in every meaning)................... E.J. Wells
Smartest Poster.................................... franklin
Most Actual Poster................................ Stoked
Most Improved Poster............................. Fishonjazz
Funnest Poster...................................... JazzSpazz
Best Canadian/Albanian Hairy Lanky Terrorist Candidate Poster.................................... Dalamon
Best Sex Couple.................................... PKM-Dalamon
Best Worst Rapper Ever.......................... Dalamon
Best Comeback..................................... LogGrad98
Best Mod............................................. Colton
Best Female Poster................................ Moe
Best Gone Poster................................... jazz_fanatic
Best Banned Poster................................ Cyrone Torbin
Wittiest Poster...................................... bordelais7
Best Hack'er(cool posting style)................ Hack
Most Friendliest Poster............................ addictionary/nightmare3983
Best Username Changer........................... Core4
Most Respectable/Knowledgeable Poster..... babe
Most Obsessed Poster............................ carolinaJazz
Best African Drums Player........................ Zulu
Best Atheist.......................................... Siro
Best Priest of the Board.......................... WhiskyPriest
Most Beantastic Poster........................... Not beantastic but Beantown
Strongest Poster................................... bigb
Best Condom Expert............................... Hotttnickkk
Rookies of the year................................ BTP, Heyhey, Scootsy
Best Alt of All Times................................ Sandy Braille
Best Lurker........................................... DarkMount
Fastest Poster...................................... Utah Jazz Newsfeed
Best Avatar.......................................... Jako/CitizenofCapua
Most Everybody Loves Raymond Poster...... Mr. McGibblets
Best Fake Celebrity Poster....................... freakazoid
Best Dunker.......................................... Archie Moses
Best Football Fan................................... Duck Rodgers
Best Basketball Related Posts Poster.......... GVC/illyasova
Best Director......................................... prodigy
Best Site Owner..................................... Mrs. Jason
Best International Poster......................... berkkobe
Best Scout............................................ PKM
Worst Username Ever............................. dogtoucher
Best Username Ever............................... BaronDavisIsDonkeyOnShrek
Worst Troll Ever..................................... Saltair's Finest
Best Poster Among The Ones That Will Say "Oh I didn't get a mention".................... Hantlers
Best "Rest Of The Forum"........................ The Rest Of The forum

Good list bro.
Glad hey hey, btp, and loggrad get mentioned.

Loggrad dishing out the lolz at a high rate lately, just killin it

 

[ema]

Good list bro.
Glad hey hey, btp, and loggrad get mentioned.

Loggrad dishing out the lolz at a high rate lately, just killin it

Thanks bro.

You are the 'Most Improved' btw, because you were good before I left the board too but maybe I didn't pay attention to you much then. But you are awesome now.

 

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Nickkk,

You said you had addressed your porn problem.

 

[jazzyapma]

I wonder if I had any vote to something.

 

[addictionary]

I wonder if I had any vote to something.

You did on my vote.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

This thread has taught me one thing and one thing only...

The nba season needs to start now! Already!

P.S. huge needs to stop lying about getting laid and get laid already. Sheeeeeeeesh!

 

[Siro]

Best Atheist! Woohooo! What a tremendous achievement. I'd like to thank everyone who was there for me through the rough journey, and all those who supported me when my status as best atheist was very much in doubt. I would like to thank my mother - hi mom!- for believing in my unsurpassed disbelief. I also want to thank The Blackswordsman for all the enaging debates we've had- I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you! But above all, I would like to thank Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, for blessing me with best atheism out of all the fine JF atheists, such as One Brow and, um... others.