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He wanted to kick my ***, so no, I'd say it wouldn't have been best.

So to what degree have your postings on this site truly been outed? I mean, is someone who's trying to hurt your campaign going to in the same breath threaten to kick your ***? Sounds like fear tactics to me. Meet this ****er head on!
 
So to what degree have your postings on this site truly been outed? I mean, is someone who's trying to hurt your campaign going to in the same breath threaten to kick your ***? Sounds like fear tactics to me. Meet this ****er head on!

He and I got into an argument on a fly fishing board because he's one of those elitist pricks who thinks that rivers belong to him and fly fishermen only. He jumped all over a new guy simply for asking a question about fly fishing up Millcreek Canyon. To make a long story short, here's what he emailed to me: (keep in mind that he had already publicly called me an internet tough guy)
Would you like to meet somewhere to discuss your attitude?

To which I responded:
I can't tell if you're serious. On one hand, you're a ***********idiot, so I wouldn't put it past you. On the other hand, I've read a lot of your posts and you aren't always a *********** idiot, but lean more toward being an *******. Quite the dilemma, no? Anyhow, now you've got my name, so you'll know how to find me. (just in case you're serious)







Now that I think about it, I have a feeling you're too stupid to figure it out, so let me help:

Dave Ballou
6498 Appomattox Way
T-Ville, UT 84123
801-641-7641

I'm at work until 8 or so, so if you're planning on dropping by for a cordial visit, please wait until I'm home -- I'd hate to have you waste your evening. I can provide my work address and details upon request.

Cheerio,

Dave.

Normally I try to stay away from flat out calling people names like this, but he made an effort to point out that my use of "Foreskin Chewer" was idiotic and trailer park-esqe. I just switched it to boring old cuss words that he would understand.

Anyhow, he googled my name and found all sorts of stuff, including this place -- it all went downhill from there. I've had a lot of fun messing with him though. /shrug

Our final jabs:

I'm at every city council meeting in T-Ville, so I hope to see you there. I'll be the good looking guy in flip-flops.

Thanks for your support Leo, it means a lot.

Cheers,

Dave.

I will be there. I will be the one handing out printed copies of your recent posts.

Cheers to you as well

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He wouldn't come if I asked him to. Hell, he didn't even donate to my campaign. Some friend he is. I even let him stay at my house a couple of nights.

I hate Canadians.

We're friendly folk. PS I cannot donate on account of not having access to a Credit Card. The teenage life. Best of luck on the campaign, and personally I agree with the whole "any publicity is good publicity" notion, especially if it is your first time running. Make a name for yourself. If anything your forum-posting habits makes you seem more accesible and relatable among voters.
 
He and I got into an argument on a fly fishing board because he's one of those elitist pricks who thinks that rivers belong to him and fly fishermen only. He jumped all over a new guy simply for asking a question about fly fishing up Millcreek Canyon. To make a long story short, here's what he emailed to me: (keep in mind that he had already publicly called me an internet tough guy)


To which I responded:


Normally I try to stay away from flat out calling people names like this, but he made an effort to point out that my use of "Foreskin Chewer" was idiotic and trailer park-esqe. I just switched it to boring old cuss words that he would understand.

Anyhow, he googled my name and found all sorts of stuff, including this place -- it all went downhill from there. I've had a lot of fun messing with him though. /shrug

Our final jabs:





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Hero.
 
Your obsession with me is kinda creepy, but this martyr prophet act is amusing.
We all know you get turned on when you infract someone, behind the iron curtain, for responding to your obsessively petty flames, or daring to question your infallible judgement.

Reported for referring to kicky being turned on.
 
This guy is probably a gay Jew. I'd simply find and print out all of your posts in which you have defended homosexuals and minorities. Have them at the ready. And have a "friend" or two ready to defend your sorry ***. I know I certainly would be willing to. I guess that's one way I can make up for not donating $$, but the lack of cheddar is really sad right now. Every spare half cent I have is going towards kid #4 in October.

But it would honestly surprise me if this dude actually showed up.
 
This guy is probably a gay Jew. I'd simply find and print out all of your posts in which you have defended homosexuals and minorities. Have them at the ready. And have a "friend" or two ready to defend your sorry ***. I know I certainly would be willing to. I guess that's one way I can make up for not donating $$, but the lack of cheddar is really sad right now. Every spare half cent I have is going towards kid #4 in October.

But it would honestly surprise me if this dude actually showed up.

I doubt he's going to show up either, but even if he did, I know everyone in the room pretty well, and they'd know that he was full of crap. It would be good for a laugh or two at the very worst.
 
I can't vote in this election, and I don't really know who you are, but you're the type of guy I would vote for -- sincere with a sense of humor and you don't take yourself too seriously. If you stay that way you'll go far.
 
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