There's something we need to talk about

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I remember one time I was looking at the people Favor's followed on twitter, he had like 3 pornstars lol.

 

[Getting Traded]

Eenie-Meenie,

I gotta think...you're on meds, right?

Caffeine.

 

[moevillini]

Why do we need to talk about this?

I mean, I've figured out that the "something" is the relative size of a couple of guys' wee-wees, but I still don't understand why we need to talk about it.


Pics of the parts in question would be helpful.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

First of all, since I don't know who the guy that Neto is supposed to look like is, but who he doesn't look like, I just wondered why someone would suggest that. And since what other guys look like is not paramount in my consideration of things on Jazzfanz, and to boot go into the sexiness of a Jazz player which to me is suggestive of being someone who is attracted in a sexual way to that person, isn't homophobic. It's suggestive of being homosexual.

Also, don't know the meaning of dug, but now rereading your post, I guess he must be a porn-star. Well, then why don't you say so, instead of using profanity that the filter covers up?

Finally, you guys need to learn how to write ... using complex ideas does not necessarily add up to good writing. Clarity is paramount; otherwise there is a communication breakdown and that is the primary purpose of writing, to communicate. Read the bleeping Elements of Style.

I strongly agree with your third paragraph. I wish you'd taken your own advice into consideration when writing your first paragraph.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

With one or two legit exceptions, they all know who he is, so let's hope we can circumvent that charade in this thread.

Never heard of him before this thread.

 

[addictionary]

Quit watching porn for a while or yer gonna start calling'em judges "your hotness" instead of "your honor".

 

[Gameface]

Why do we need to talk about this?

I mean, I've figured out that the "something" is the relative size of a couple of guys' wee-wees, but I still don't understand why we need to talk about it.


Pics of the parts in question would be helpful.

Entrapment!

 

[Lakers_Slapper]

They don't shrink heads in Africa.....

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15509329

You really took the time to look that up? Lol. Well the Africans I know shrink heads. The Italians I know throw bodies in wood chippers. The Mexicans I know hate El Salvadorians and the Mormons I know need three 15 passenger vans to haul their kids and wives too and from.

 

[Red]

You really took the time to look that up? Lol. Well the Africans I know shrink heads. The Italians I know throw bodies in wood chippers. The Mexicans I know hate El Salvadorians and the Mormons I know need three 15 passenger vans to haul their kids and wives too and from.

Lol, yeah, couldn't help myself. I was pretty sure the Amazon was more dangerous then Africa in that respect. On top of that, I noticed this forum was really big on digging deeply into inconsequential facts, so I decided, what the hey, might as well bore the living bejesus out of everyone. Wood chipper, yeah should have gone that route with Jimmy Hoffa....

 

[Getting Traded]

I strongly agree with your third paragraph. I wish you'd taken your own advice into consideration when writing your first paragraph.

Yeah, it needed a rewrite ... but you understand my point. Why would a guy bring up the hotness of another guy? If he did, I might wonder if he was a woman, if I didn't know for sure. Maybe I am a bit homophobic, because I wouldn't want to bring it up myself for fear they might think I'm gay.

 

[moevillini]

Why do we need to talk about this?

I mean, I've figured out that the "something" is the relative size of a couple of guys' wee-wees, but I still don't understand why we need to talk about it.


Pics of the parts in question would be helpful.

Entrapment!

ok FINE I don't needs pics. I can use my imagination.

But I DO want to know WHY we need to talk about this.

AND WHY after all these posts, all we've managed to do is talk about talking about it. But we have NOT yet talked about the thing itself.

What's up with that?

 

[NAOS]

Yeah, it needed a rewrite ... but you understand my point. Why would a guy bring up the hotness of another guy? If he did, I might wonder if he was a woman, if I didn't know for sure. Maybe I am a bit homophobic, because I wouldn't want to bring it up myself for fear they might think I'm gay.

Given your apparent discomforts and self-consciousness in this thread, I think you may want to explore the attractions you have for men. After all, there is nothing strange about a straight man noticing, joking about, or otherwise discussing the attractiveness of another man. That said, the most revealing thing in your contributions to this thread have been your inability to do so. Why are you unable?