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Things your significant other does that drives you cray

Beer said:
I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.
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So I'm back. Surprisingly nothing crazy happened with my wife which is good, but it makes for a boring story. The only tiff we got in was when we were in Vegas walking through a casino and she's like "Give me $20 so I can play a slot machine really quick." I oblige as generally she goes through 5 or 6 pulls and loses the money and its over. Well this time she keeps hovering around $15 - $20 for a LONG time. Like 15-20 minutes, while I am chilling out with a 1 y.o. who is so over vacation and a 5 y.o. who's been walking a ton and is starting to bitch and moan. So I find an ok spot and post up and wait, well a security guard comes through and admonishes me that I cannot be within 10 feet of a bar with kids. Apparently over the railing behind me was a bar. No patrons, just a bar with a bartender standing there. So I've got to move, this pisses my kids off for some reason and my son starts screaming and my daughter starts crying and I can't find my GD wife. She has moved machines because she wasn't getting anywhere. So I'm wandering all over the casino with 2 crying kids and a stroller. About 40 min after she started she comes wandering over having lost the $20. Then she's like ok well what do you want to do now. "Well I'm done watching the kids while you gamble, they are all yours." "Fine, lets just go if you're going to be a dick." .... "Ok, lets go." So instead of being like yeah sorry I didnt realize I was taking that long or Ok, Sorry. She tries to make it out like I'm being an unreasonable *** hole. Other than that it was fine.
 
^^^^ You should've driven to one of those roach motels that are strewn about the Disneyland area and started unpacking the car, acting like that's where you were going to stay or something.....just to set her off for fun. Set the tone for the trip.
 
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