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This is gonna make a lot of guys on here upset: Balls Have Been Banned

Balls are no laughing matter and nothing to be played around with.

Good on ya, Dr. Kathleen Maloney!
 
Shameful. My best memories of grade school/middle school are playing tackle football in the 4th, 5th, and 6th grades during recess - which nobody gave two craps about going on.
 
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Duck Rodgers said:
Shameful. My best memories of grade school/middle school are playing tackle football in the 4th, 5th, and 6th grades during recess - which nobody gave two craps about going on.
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That's about how I feel. I remember from 4th until 6th grade playing tackle-football during recess. So much fun. We'd get hurt, nothing serious, but it's how we learned sports.
 
This proves our schools have been influenced by elitists in the tradition of Charles Dickens, whose educations have been overmanaged by one nanny after another. Do-gooders with delusions of "it's for the kids" who have never been free kids themselves.
 
I didn't have recess in middle school and I never had baseballs available in elementary school. Not sure if we played smear the queer with a real football or just some other kind of ball.
 
My sister in law goes on tirades about "violent" dodge ball inside and outside of school. I want to slap the bitch into next century, then shoot her kids with an airsoft gun.
 
franklin said:
My sister in law goes on tirades about "violent" dodge ball inside and outside of school. I want to slap the bitch into next century, then shoot her kids with an airsoft gun.
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Lol.
Insert Ron Burgandy That escalated quickly pic here
 
franklin said:
My sister in law goes on tirades about "violent" dodge ball inside and outside of school. I want to slap the bitch into next century, then shoot her kids with an airsoft gun.
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The pussification of America continues. Imagine if we had ever ridden a bike or skateboard without a helmet when we were kids.
 
YB85 said:
The pussification of America continues. Imagine if we had ever ridden a bike or skateboard without a helmet when we were kids.
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That *would* explain all of those brain-damaged people who make these kinds of rules now.
 
Yeah well I can remember a day when a 10-year-old child was allowed to walk more than 4 blocks to a convenience store with 3 dollars to buy a drink and some candy....ready for this...WITHOUT a full secret service escort or anything. Yep, that's right, BY MYSELF! I can't believe it either. I mean with kidnappers and child rapists lurking behind every bush and tree, just sitting there waiting for an unsupervised kid walking across the street to their friend's house, I was allowed to walk across the whole freaking NEIGHBORHOOD. Talk about living on the edge.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Yeah well I can remember a day when a 10-year-old child was allowed to walk more than 4 blocks to a convenience store with 3 dollars to buy a drink and some candy....ready for this...WITHOUT a full secret service escort or anything. Yep, that's right, BY MYSELF! I can't believe it either. I mean with kidnappers and child rapists lurking behind every bush and tree, just sitting there waiting for an unsupervised kid walking across the street to their friend's house, I was allowed to walk across the whole freaking NEIGHBORHOOD. Talk about living on the edge.
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I've got you beat homie. I used to do all that stuff at NIGHT. It's a miracle I'm still alive.
 
LogGrad98 said:
Yeah well I can remember a day when a 10-year-old child was allowed to walk more than 4 blocks to a convenience store with 3 dollars to buy a drink and some candy....ready for this...WITHOUT a full secret service escort or anything. Yep, that's right, BY MYSELF! I can't believe it either. I mean with kidnappers and child rapists lurking behind every bush and tree, just sitting there waiting for an unsupervised kid walking across the street to their friend's house, I was allowed to walk across the whole freaking NEIGHBORHOOD. Talk about living on the edge.
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I remember going to movies with my friends, by ourselves! And there was only one time where someone even talked to us. Some dude who shared his popcorn with us, but it was gross because someone must have dropped a hot dog in it and my friend grabbed it when he was getting the popcorn from the bucket. Other than that, nobody even looked at us.
 
YB85 said:
I remember going to movies with my friends, by ourselves! And there was only one time where someone even talked to us. Some dude who shared his popcorn with us, but it was gross because someone must have dropped a hot dog in it and my friend grabbed it when he was getting the popcorn from the bucket. Other than that, nobody even looked at us.
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Hot dogs don't have veins and mushroom tops bro
 
As others have stated this is an incredibly stupid and over reaching decision by people who think they are doing good. Unfortunately, they're taking away exactly what kids need. The concept of cause and effect and that there are consequences to our actions. We can't stop our outrage at the school board though, as the litigious parents who sue the school for stupid reasons are also to blame.
 
fishonjazz said:
Hot dogs don't have veins and mushroom tops bro
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YB85 said:
I remember going to movies with my friends, by ourselves! And there was only one time where someone even talked to us. Some dude who shared his popcorn with us, but it was gross because someone must have dropped a hot dog in it and my friend grabbed it when he was getting the popcorn from the bucket. Other than that, nobody even looked at us.
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In 1987 I was out skating with friends all over the city. Granted, we subsequently got into graffiti and stuff. But still. Im alive!
 
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