You preface that story with 'nothing really crazy in my life'? Wtf? Maybe I just have a bad stomach for that type of ish, but I am, and will be, disturbed by your story for some time.
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You preface that story with 'nothing really crazy in my life'? Wtf? Maybe I just have a bad stomach for that type of ish, but I am, and will be, disturbed by your story for some time.
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1. I had a threesome with two gorgeous girls about 16 years ago. I was pretty drunk so unfortunately I don't remember it like I would like to. It was awkward the next day.
2. I was once attacked by a tiger shark miles away from shore in a sea kayak. It was small (about 9 feet) but knocked me in the water. If it had wanted to eat me, it could have. Luckily I was with friends who quickly pulled me in their kayak. I still love the ocean, but like rivers more. After the incident I noticed in the local paper not to swim at the beach I was at due to a tiger shark sighting the day before. The kayak was ruined (a rental) but luckily I had insurance.
3. My best friend's brother's sister is my dog.
2. I was once attacked by a tiger shark miles away from shore in a sea kayak. It was small (about 9 feet) but knocked me in the water. If it had wanted to eat me, it could have. Luckily I was with friends who quickly pulled me in their kayak. I still love the ocean, but like rivers more. After the incident I noticed in the local paper not to swim at the beach I was at due to a tiger shark sighting the day before. The kayak was ruined (a rental) but luckily I had insurance.
3. My best friend's brother's sister is my dog.
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Sorry about it. It happened so fast that I was not even sure it was real at first. Only after other people in bus station started screaming and trying to pull guy from under the bus it hit me that I just witnessed human life end in front of my eyes in most brutal fashion.
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Lucky. Only threesome I had was with one not so gorgeous girl who wanted to experience two guys at the same time. We were very drunk so don't remember a lot of details to be honest.
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Haha. It's not gay if it's a three-way. Or so I hear from SNL.
You and Andrei?
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My parents had a way, way more interesting/romantic life than me. I was always really well behaved, and I grew up in safe schools and neighbourhoods
1) got in a fight with a group of 6 kids who randomly spat all over my car while we were inside a Denny's.
2) I've had porn pop up on my laptop while I was sitting in the front row of a 400 person lecture. Many laughs ensued, I stood up, and fist-pumped.
3) I used to work at IKEA, and my jon entailed collecting carts from the parking lot, and bringin them inside. I worked with a good pal of mine from school.
We had both started our first years of high school in September, and around November my friend/coworker walkie-talkies me, saying "'Dalamon', dude, my cousin Allison is coming with *insert the names of the three most hot, and popular girls in our school* and she'll be here in 30 minutes!!!".
Cue in my excitement, and sweaty palms.
Anywho. I keep collecting carts, go to the washroom, make sure my grill is looking good. Sweep my hair to the right a couple of times with the aid of saliva. Check. Off I go.
As I leave the washroom I notice a couple strange looks. I look at my reflection in the window. Nothing. I keep going
So I meet the group, exchange heys, and try and act super suave and cool. One of the girls says "Hey 'Dalamon', nice ***".
I'm like "haha uhh, thanks, I work out lots". *nervous shrug*
"No literally, nice ***...!!!"
I turn around, realize that my entire back right pocket of my jeans was ripped and folded over, like the lid of a can of sardines. I also had a gnarly wedgie from pushing carts all day, so my boxers looked like a g-string.
1) got in a fight with a group of 6 kids who randomly spat all over my car while we were inside a Denny's.
2) I've had porn pop up on my laptop while I was sitting in the front row of a 400 person lecture. Many laughs ensued, I stood up, and fist-pumped.
3) I used to work at IKEA, and my jon entailed collecting carts from the parking lot, and bringin them inside. I worked with a good pal of mine from school.
We had both started our first years of high school in September, and around November my friend/coworker walkie-talkies me, saying "'Dalamon', dude, my cousin Allison is coming with *insert the names of the three most hot, and popular girls in our school* and she'll be here in 30 minutes!!!".
Cue in my excitement, and sweaty palms.
Anywho. I keep collecting carts, go to the washroom, make sure my grill is looking good. Sweep my hair to the right a couple of times with the aid of saliva. Check. Off I go.
As I leave the washroom I notice a couple strange looks. I look at my reflection in the window. Nothing. I keep going
So I meet the group, exchange heys, and try and act super suave and cool. One of the girls says "Hey 'Dalamon', nice ***".
I'm like "haha uhh, thanks, I work out lots". *nervous shrug*
"No literally, nice ***...!!!"
I turn around, realize that my entire back right pocket of my jeans was ripped and folded over, like the lid of a can of sardines. I also had a gnarly wedgie from pushing carts all day, so my boxers looked like a g-string.
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I'm dying. Lithuania gets down.
Holy **** that got me laughing. Awesome.
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I've had a dull life. Some things I'm fairly sure I have not shared before.
1) When I was 11 (or so), I had a car pull to a full stop with a tire on top of one of my ankles.
2) In high school theater, I won an award for doing the most work behind the scenes, when no one else was around.
3) The only pets I've ever liked were the gerbils I had as a kid. I'm not fond of dogs nor cats.
1) When I was 11 (or so), I had a car pull to a full stop with a tire on top of one of my ankles.
2) In high school theater, I won an award for doing the most work behind the scenes, when no one else was around.
3) The only pets I've ever liked were the gerbils I had as a kid. I'm not fond of dogs nor cats.
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So here is an experience I thought of as I have read this thread. Not sure it is report-worthy but it always makes me smile.
My dad and I started working out together after my cancer treatment, partly because during my cancer treatment my dad had multiple bypass surgery so we were supporting each other in the effort to get back in shape and take care of ourselves. We got memberships to Gold's and met 3 or 4 days a week in the morning before work.
One day we both had a rough start to the day, we got there late, my dad had a bad headache but wanted to get in his workout anyway, some other crap I can't remember just kind of put us in a rough mood. We walked the treadmill first, in silence because we were both in a funk of sorts. Then we went back to the weight room to lift a bit. In that Gold's the weight area was down a ramp behind the cardio area. As we walked down the ramp some machines were visible and on the very first machine, a seated leg lift, was a seriously hot girl in a very very tight-fitting outfit. She was obviously trying to lift a little too much weight, and was straining at it, holding onto the handles on the side of the machine for leverage. Right as we were within about 10 feet of her, her top slipped and a very nicely formed and rather large breast popped out and just kind of hung there because she couldn't just drop the weight to adjust anything. We both walked right by, and I know I was trying to be nonchalant about it. We got past her and I glanced at my dad. He had a broad grin on his face, looked at me and said "well this is going to be a good day." I just about fell on the floor laughing.
My dad and I started working out together after my cancer treatment, partly because during my cancer treatment my dad had multiple bypass surgery so we were supporting each other in the effort to get back in shape and take care of ourselves. We got memberships to Gold's and met 3 or 4 days a week in the morning before work.
One day we both had a rough start to the day, we got there late, my dad had a bad headache but wanted to get in his workout anyway, some other crap I can't remember just kind of put us in a rough mood. We walked the treadmill first, in silence because we were both in a funk of sorts. Then we went back to the weight room to lift a bit. In that Gold's the weight area was down a ramp behind the cardio area. As we walked down the ramp some machines were visible and on the very first machine, a seated leg lift, was a seriously hot girl in a very very tight-fitting outfit. She was obviously trying to lift a little too much weight, and was straining at it, holding onto the handles on the side of the machine for leverage. Right as we were within about 10 feet of her, her top slipped and a very nicely formed and rather large breast popped out and just kind of hung there because she couldn't just drop the weight to adjust anything. We both walked right by, and I know I was trying to be nonchalant about it. We got past her and I glanced at my dad. He had a broad grin on his face, looked at me and said "well this is going to be a good day." I just about fell on the floor laughing.