I can't go anywhere Kris Humphries has already been.
Sign me up!!! Those sloppy seconds would be worth it.
Heck no man. They are all nasty. The big one is hideous, I wouldn't tag that with a stolen *****.
Yes Chloe is nasty, but I don't think Kim and Kourtney are. Chloe . . . I wouldn't even touch her with yours.
Cartrashians, folks. Cartrashians. From the planet Trash.
Tebow was raised in the Philippines by missionary parents. Means he's walked right past a whole bunch of better looking chics even more willing. . . . er. . . . desperate.
Maybe the football hype is getting to him, but it would totally destroy everything he's living for to do this one. He's probably seeing "Jezebel" here.
But there's a little fool in every man.