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Top 10 Best Jazz Players of All Time (and the rest) - FINAL LIST!!!

Now it would be a different list if it was just favorite players, or players that have the most odd or funniest stories to remember.
Can we include coaches and media too?

OP impersonating a cop
Ingles and his awesome interviews and off court stuff
Pillow forts
Sloan and his Sloanisms - playing with a tuxedo on, jackpotting around
Deron Williams & Robert Whaley aka Torrey Ellis and Bobby Williams
AK- Too many. crying, back tattoo, free pass, etc.
Boozer - all the injuries, foot injury answering the front door... yea right.... And One after a miss
Ostertag getting slapped by Shaq
Malone - Me so Hungry ads
Commercials for various players. Some of them were even good. Gobert going around knocking cups out of peoples hands... pretty funny.
Bolerjack - knowing nothing about basketball but calling things. Banging down 3's. Skip passes, mispronounced names, and 50 others.
Raja Bell & Kobe - Kobe responding to a question about Bell - "I don't know this guy, I don't know this kid. He overreacts to stuff, I don't know him,"

That's just off the top of my head, I know I forgot a lot of good stuff. The non basketball list is pretty great too.
 
Jazz Spazz said:
Now it would be a different list if it was just favorite players, or players that have the most odd or funniest stories to remember.
Can we include coaches and media too?

OP impersonating a cop
Ingles and his awesome interviews and off court stuff
Pillow forts
Sloan and his Sloanisms - playing with a tuxedo on, jackpotting around
Deron Williams & Robert Whaley aka Torrey Ellis and Bobby Williams
AK- Too many. crying, back tattoo, free pass, etc.
Boozer - all the injuries, foot injury answering the front door... yea right.... And One after a miss
Ostertag getting slapped by Shaq
Malone - Me so Hungry ads
Commercials for various players. Some of them were even good. Gobert going around knocking cups out of peoples hands... pretty funny.
Bolerjack - knowing nothing about basketball but calling things. Banging down 3's. Skip passes, mispronounced names, and 50 others.
Raja Bell & Kobe - Kobe responding to a question about Bell - "I don't know this guy, I don't know this kid. He overreacts to stuff, I don't know him,"

That's just off the top of my head, I know I forgot a lot of good stuff. The non basketball list is pretty great too.
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How did you know I impersonated a cop?
 
This was loads of fun. Thanks for putting it together. I think the final Top 10 is pretty good. Not exactly like mine, but close enough. Arguments can be made for all.
 
Thanks @LogGrad98

Sucks that our (obvious) top two have gone on to be an embarrassing dumbass and a predator. Love that Rudy is #3. And cool, but also kind of sad, that Mitchell makes the top 5 already.
 
Very fun, thanks LogGrad. The hardest guy for me to rank was Kirilenko. He had a unique skillset and was really fun to watch, but it never seemed like he had much of an impact on winning outside of the 03-04 season. Part of the problem was his inability to stay consistently healthy from 2005 onward. I ended up leaving him out of the top 10, although I can understand why he landed where he did in the rankings.
 
Moonlight Graham said:
Very fun, thanks LogGrad. The hardest guy for me to rank was Kirilenko. He had a unique skillset and was really fun to watch, but it never seemed like he had much of an impact on winning outside of the 03-04 season. Part of the problem was his inability to stay consistently healthy from 2005 onward. I ended up leaving him out of the top 10, although I can understand why he landed where he did in the rankings.
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Felt the same way about AK, so I left him off my list.

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Most overrated player on these lists is Ingles by far. I get you guys love him but ahead of Okur/Millsap/Bailey/Favors/Robinson/Malone is just a joke.
 
Jazz Spazz said:
Now it would be a different list if it was just favorite players, or players that have the most odd or funniest stories to remember.
Can we include coaches and media too?

OP impersonating a cop
Ingles and his awesome interviews and off court stuff
Pillow forts
Sloan and his Sloanisms - playing with a tuxedo on, jackpotting around
Deron Williams & Robert Whaley aka Torrey Ellis and Bobby Williams
AK- Too many. crying, back tattoo, free pass, etc.
Boozer - all the injuries, foot injury answering the front door... yea right.... And One after a miss
Ostertag getting slapped by Shaq
Malone - Me so Hungry ads
Commercials for various players. Some of them were even good. Gobert going around knocking cups out of peoples hands... pretty funny.
Bolerjack - knowing nothing about basketball but calling things. Banging down 3's. Skip passes, mispronounced names, and 50 others.
Raja Bell & Kobe - Kobe responding to a question about Bell - "I don't know this guy, I don't know this kid. He overreacts to stuff, I don't know him,"

That's just off the top of my head, I know I forgot a lot of good stuff. The non basketball list is pretty great too.
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Greg Foster throat slash should get an honorable mention.
 
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