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I'm not sure if this belongs in TULT or in one of the "End of Days" threads, but IT IS AWESOME!!!

https://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus....
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and furthermore..

...Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]
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Call NOW!! Their staff of Guaranteed Atheists is standing by...
 
https://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/index.html

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hey vinyl, what about a "Best Of Tult" Poll or a recap of the favorites or something like that?




there's a number of good ones here, but personally, this is one of my favorites - it's both incredibly weird and totally amazing at the same time, as well as perhaps just a wee bit perverse. If not ranked number one, I'd say it should at least be ranked number two.
https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?68-TULT&p=41795&viewfull=1#post41795

I totally crack myself up!


yes, I can be pretty juvenile at times...
:)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EBlPy0byK8&feature=related
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo
 
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