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WCSF Game 5: Win one for the Ricker! -- Jazz in Houston 5/8/2018 6:00 pm MST

Jazz getting karma ready...

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Our starting lineup should be Neto, Mitchell, Ingles, Crowder, Favors.

But tbh, the moment I learned both Rubio and Exum would not play tonight, I basically lost all hope. It would take an injury to Harden and Snyder playing Favors over Gobert for us to have a chance.
 
Win or lose, I'm happy with this season.

For this game, I want to see one thing - I want to see somebody quit talking and do something. Options:

- Quin to go ape **** when there is a bogus foul called for Houston. Throw a chair. Get tossed. Something.
- Jae Crowder fully too hand shove the first guy to get into his face (a shove might not get him ejected but oh well if it does).
- Udoh to enter the game with a hidden book and backhand slap Harden across the face with the book the first time he flops. Right after he hits Harden, I want him to yell "welcome to the book club."

And lastly, I want Mitchell to play all 48 minutes and try to score a rookie record for a playoff game (the record is 53 by Wilt in 1960).
 
I want the MVP (Most Vulnerable Phlopper) to not score 60 on us in retribution of Mitchell's comments.
I want the Jazz to come out healthy.
I want Adam Silver to just admit that Bob Igor and Christine M. McCarthy picked the league's final 4.
I want my childhood innocence returned so I can believe the teachers really care about the students, the politicians are trying to make better communities and the NBA is a competition.
 
First and foremost I want to thank the Utah Jazz for being good again! Y'alls (Texan thing) team definitely exceeded expectations with Hayward leaving. I have been a diehard Rockets fan for 30+ years and I LOVE to hate your team (sports hate). Regardless of when the season ends for you...I look forward to what the future holds for Rockets vs Jazz.

Other than a few players you have had over the years...Eaton, Stockton, Malone, Hornacek, Williams, Boozer, Ostertag, Mitchell, Ingles, and your States alcohol laws...your cities are pretty amazing.

Looking forward to visiting again in the near future...hopefully this time wearing some new championship swag
 
I think Snyder should make an example of this game. We're already short handed. Have player go out and play honest D against Harden and get called when he throws his arms into theirs. Don't pull players for foul trouble, just let them foul out one after another. Goal is to have fewer than 5 Jazz players left before the half.

Make a statement. Show how worthless and unwatchable that is!
 
Bulletproof said:
I think Snyder should make an example of this game. We're already short handed. Have player go out and play honest D against Harden and get called when he throws his arms into theirs. Don't pull players for foul trouble, just let them foul out one after another. Goal is to have fewer than 5 Jazz players left before the half.

Make a statement. Show how worthless and unwatchable that is!
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Snyder respects the game too much, but dang I would love to see this.
 
If we win the first quarter we win the game... get off to a good start and these guys will get tight and remember their past failings... we need **** to get bad quick.
 
LifeOnaPlate said:
Snyder respects the game too much, but dang I would love to see this.
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Maybe send guys out with their hands on their heads or literally behind their backs when they guard Harden. If we want it to be funny we could rub our stomachs and pat our heads when guarding him... shows our hands are too busy to foul.

Or Favs or crowder could plant his *** on the Ground each time he drives and say if you are going to flop and get the call we are getting our money’s worth... like the unspoken rules of baseball... you flip the bat... we throw at your chin.
 
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