What's the worst nickname ever for a Jazz player?

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  1. Dr. Jones

    Dr. Jones In pursuit of #9 Contributor

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  2. Gameface

    Gameface Fire Controlman

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    The paper boy
     
  3. Cappy_Smurf

    Cappy_Smurf Well-Known Member

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    Captain Crunch
     
  4. Cappy_Smurf

    Cappy_Smurf Well-Known Member

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    Enes The Menace
     
  5. NAOS

    NAOS Well-Known Member

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    ask hotttnickk for all of his ideas. /thread
     
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  6. b_line

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    Milkman
     
  7. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    D-Faves
    G-Time
    D-Will
     
  8. Chris

    Chris Well-Known Member

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    Horny.
     
  9. The Thriller

    The Thriller Well-Known Member

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    Booner (once Boler screwed that up as they were headed to halftime. David James lost it)
     
  10. Magic Spray

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    Houdini.
     
  11. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    That's the only good one.

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  12. MrMojoRisin

    MrMojoRisin Active Member

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    Horny is by far the best nickname of any jazz man.
     
  13. David Hume

    David Hume Active Member

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    Not that it was particularly bad, but whenever Ricky Green used to steal the ball, the commentator would shout "Ricky Green the fastest of them all! They'll never catch him!" So maybe "The Fastest of them All" deserves honorable mention.
     
  14. VINYLONE

    VINYLONE Bringin' the diversity! Contributor

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    Well played. hashtag corny as ****.
     
  15. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Slick Willy.
     
  16. Scat

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    The Whopper
    Dinner Bell Mel
     
  17. framer

    framer Well-Known Member

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    Hot Rod Hundley never gave a bad nickname ever. Even if it was bad before, his adoption of it made it timeless.
     
  18. framer

    framer Well-Known Member

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    Also Gordon Giricek. . .
     
  19. Magic Spray

    Magic Spray Well-Known Member

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    It's just that I've never heard it said outside of a Bolerjaculation.
     
  20. Zulu

    Zulu Well-Known Member

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    The wet bandit
     

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