What's the worst nickname ever for a Jazz player?

[Dr. Jones]

nm

 

[Gameface]

The paper boy

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Captain Crunch

 

[Cappy_Smurf]

Enes The Menace

 

[NAOS]

ask hotttnickk for all of his ideas. /thread

 

[b_line]

Milkman

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

D-Faves
G-Time
D-Will

 

[Chris]

Horny.

 

[The Thriller]

Booner (once Boler screwed that up as they were headed to halftime. David James lost it)

 

[Magic Spray]

Houdini.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Houdini.

That's the only good one.

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[MrMojoRisin]

Horny is by far the best nickname of any jazz man.

 

[David Hume]

Not that it was particularly bad, but whenever Ricky Green used to steal the ball, the commentator would shout "Ricky Green the fastest of them all! They'll never catch him!" So maybe "The Fastest of them All" deserves honorable mention.

 

[VINYLONE]

ask hotttnickk for all of his ideas. /thread

Well played. hashtag corny as ****.

 

[infection]

Slick Willy.

 

[Scat]

The Whopper
Dinner Bell Mel

 

[framer]

Not that it was particularly bad, but whenever Ricky Green used to steal the ball, the commentator would shout "Ricky Green the fastest of them all! They'll never catch him!" So maybe "The Fastest of them All" deserves honorable mention.

Hot Rod Hundley never gave a bad nickname ever. Even if it was bad before, his adoption of it made it timeless.

 

[framer]

Also Gordon Giricek. . .

 

[Magic Spray]

That's the only good one.

It's just that I've never heard it said outside of a Bolerjaculation.

 

[Zulu]

The wet bandit