What's the worst nickname ever for a Jazz player?

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  1. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    Black Jesus
     
  2. JazzyFresh

    JazzyFresh Well-Known Member

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    Tag

    But my father called him Dunderhead
     
  3. Magic Spray

    Magic Spray Well-Known Member

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    Skillet Hands?
     
  4. David Hume

    David Hume Active Member

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    My bad. I get a bit careless while on vacation. Puerto Rico can do that to you.
     
  5. RandyForRubio

    RandyForRubio Well-Known Member

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    Trans DF Express
     
  6. Gameface

    Gameface Fire Controlman

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    I didn't even want to type that one because it's so bad.
     
  7. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    Understood. I was in PR in January. Have a great time!
     
  8. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    Terrible.
     
  9. UB

    UB 100% certified ****boii Contributor

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    "What is a skillet?"
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  10. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    I'll second this one. Not only is it just a stupid nickname, but Milt Palacio was in no way, shape, or form a great crunch-time player.
     
  11. Xthren

    Xthren Well-Known Member

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    The garbage man
     
  12. Stifle Tower

    Stifle Tower Punch Bowl Re-Filler

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    Given by someone here: Trans DF Express

    By Jazz announcers: Cap'n Crunch

    And, not a nickname, but remember when Boler used to say, "Memo with the money shot?" After I'm assuming someone enlightened him, he changed it to, "Memo...Money."
     
  13. Bodhi

    Bodhi Well-Known Member

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    Off topic, but one time a dude said "the commentator" in reference to Hot Rod Hundley.

    Back on topic, Hot Rod is the trillest nickname of them all. They'll never catch him.
     
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  14. Joe Bagadonuts

    Joe Bagadonuts Well-Known Member

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    The funniest Jazz nickname I ever heard was Kostly Doofus.
     
  15. Cappy_Smurf

    Cappy_Smurf Well-Known Member

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    You and I are no longer friends, jerk.
     
  16. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Trans DF-Express/
     
  17. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Fatass?
     
  18. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Damn, didn't see you posted this. Nice job.
     
  19. VINYLONE

    VINYLONE Bringin' the diversity! Contributor

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  20. fishonjazz

    fishonjazz Well-Known Member Contributor 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    This
     

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