Who will win the Kevin Love sweepstakes?
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Your opinions are in line with your knowledge: absolute dog ****.
nateboz
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This may be true, but we do have some intangibles if DL is aggressively waiting for his phone call. One is that, if the legislature continues what it did today, they could install him as king of Park City, which is apparently his favorite place in the world. And when I asked what differentiates Park City from just being a rich man’s Tooele in this thread, @Engorged On Unborn Gore said it was the orgies:
Somebody explain the lure of Park City
I just read an article on 10 celebrities who spend time in Utah. I closed the link so I forgot where I saw it, but most of them were people who go to or live in Park City. I find it funny that it's popular among people not from Utah, but as someone who's lived the largest portions of my life...
So they could also make sure that his name is on the invite list for all orgies in Park City.
I mean... ****, yeah? We’d have arguably the best locker room of the bunch, and, yeah, he loves Utah, so... ****. Yeah.This may be true, but we do have some intangibles if DL is aggressively waiting for his phone call. One is that, if the legislature continues what it did today, they could install him as king of Park City, which is apparently his favorite place in the world. And when I asked what differentiates Park City from just being a rich man’s Tooele in this thread, @Engorged On Unborn Gore said it was the orgies:
Somebody explain the lure of Park City
I just read an article on 10 celebrities who spend time in Utah. I closed the link so I forgot where I saw it, but most of them were people who go to or live in Park City. I find it funny that it's popular among people not from Utah, but as someone who's lived the largest portions of my life...jazzfanz.com
So they could also make sure that his name is on the invite list for all orgies in Park City.
Niang has been great but I think Kevin Love might be better.
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Forgot about that... I guess that gives us a chance. If bought out I’d bet large sums of money on him landing in LA.This may be true, but we do have some intangibles if DL is aggressively waiting for his phone call. One is that, if the legislature continues what it did today, they could install him as king of Park City, which is apparently his favorite place in the world. And when I asked what differentiates Park City from just being a rich man’s Tooele in this thread, @Engorged On Unborn Gore said it was the orgies:
Somebody explain the lure of Park City
I just read an article on 10 celebrities who spend time in Utah. I closed the link so I forgot where I saw it, but most of them were people who go to or live in Park City. I find it funny that it's popular among people not from Utah, but as someone who's lived the largest portions of my life...
So they could also make sure that his name is on the invite list for all orgies in Park City.
I doubt they buy the guy out... unless they squeeze him for a bunch of money. Buying him out is just an anchor on the cap sheet that you can’t do anything with.
One sell we could use is @JimLes theory on having a place that can be “home” for your legacy. That probably won’t be Minnesota for him. We could make an arrangement where we essentially reallocate anything Gordon Hayward to being Kevin Love. So KLove gets his number retired and gets the legacy treatment, we talk about his scuffle with CP3 in the playoffs, and how he came back from Zupas food poisoning. It would be like the allegory of the olive tree with the grafting in of wild branches. Then this is all capped off by our championship this year. And in all those Park City orgies, his big thing could be “daddy’s always happy.”
Who’s he playing over in either LA spot? I don’t think he wants to play with Lebron again, and the Clippers are soulless.
I don’t know... I kinda think there’s a chance here if he gets bought out. The counter to your argument about that is maybe he does save them some millions by doing so, and what benefit is keeping him if he is totally washed?
Who cares. Guys been hurt more than he’s played during his career. He’s an older Dedxum.
As well as Niang is playing, people can’t lose sight of how insanely incredible it would be to have Kevin Love as your 9th man. I get that from those optics, he wouldn’t choose here, but simply from the perspective of having him as your 9th guy... it’s like passing up a free dinner at The French Laundry because you ate a big lunch.